Anyone else bugged by the fact that #8 uses punctuation?
@wrothmonk, yeh it really bugs me, in accordance to the prophecy
@wrothmonk, and it's one of the only two to use correct capitalisation.
@wrothmonk, It's preaching, not practicing.
@wrothmonk, no. It's saying what you should do, not them.
@Handless Juggler , #10 does partially unless "Diet Water" is a name.
19. Tell your children over dinner, " Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go, in accordance with The Prophecy."
I feel like this is just a 20 step guide to being that really annoying person that isn't actually funny.
@Pokedex, in my opinion, the last one would crack some people up
I think that if your co-workers are addicted to caffeine, they'll notice decaf long before 3 weeks in accordance with they prophesy.
Some Of These Are Written By Jaden Smith. Others are not.
#5 is stupid. Espresso is not a type of coffee but a process for brewing the coffee and typically had less caffeine then standard brewed coffee.
@capu57, it's not stupid based on the info given.
@CynicalSir, based on the info given you can assume that the person would go get a cup of coffee and it would be an espresso machine since after all the machine that you brew coffee with is not the same as machine you make espresso with
@capu57, yes, hence the "change to espresso". There is no way to know if they meant type or process. Maybe they got a new machine or the machine they have can make both. That info isn't there.
So maintaining healthy level of sanity is doing things that would label you as insane? Makes sense.
@wrothmonk, insanity reads the title but I'm no expert.
Is it me, or are most of these "dad jokes"?
This year to remember the 9/11 bullshjt story this year I beat off to raw footage of the 9/11 towers collapsing. Something about the way the towers collapse into their own footprints like every other building brought down by controlled demolition just gives me a hard on.
@DHS Crisis Actor, Edgy
@DHS Crisis Actor, good thing you took a break from torturing small animals to post that.
@DHS Crisis Actor, that's not even a good attempt at trolling
How to be a Dbag
So I ship out to basic training in December, my last day at work is in November. I decided to put out sugar free gummy bears on my last day and watch the magic happen.
@T1nMan, well that's one to send a message...well played