For all the gentlemen in this predicament I offer a solution.
Let her use however many pillows she desires, let her be happy
In return, after sneaking downstairs and eating that slice of pizza she was saving, go back upstairs and lay on her. She is now your pillow.
Resistance is futile
@Abusive Breasts, as someone with a girlfriend that sleeps like this, I can confirm that this is the correct course of action...plus the best pillows are boobs anyways. That's why they are there...you know...other than feeding younglings
Women need the deflector pillow for sex reasons.
I can confirm this. Crater is formed
@Kitesfly, in the pillows or your skull?
The line drawn separating the sides is no where near accurate
*Not to scale.
*Demonstration may not accurately reflect real world circumstances.
*Don not attempt. Professional driver on a closed course.
*Please do not touch the display.
*Diagram only for the pillows.
@mas2de, *significant other not included.
If I had a wife, or even a girlfriend I'd would defiantly use her as my pillow.
Think of how a nerd hugs his anime body pillow, that's what I'd be like.
@wulfzen, defiantly? "Stop using me as a pillow!" "No!" By the way, that's not the only mistake in your comment
@18bluecat, my phone sucks. I suck. Autocorrect sucks.
This is actually opposite for me. I, a women, sleep with only one pillow under my head. My husband has a pillow under his head, a body pillow for cuddling, and a pillow for between his legs.
Just build a fort
I am male. I use the left strategy.
My girlfriend and I are switched. I prefer to think of my pillows as utility sleeping. Always be prepared.
The leg pillow is actually recommended for guys. Why do you think the "boys" are outside the body? They don't function very well at body temp and keeping the legs separated even a little bit helps them