I'm calling fake..
@DicksOutForHarambe, who would text a id help center
@Prince super Vegeta , hello my name is ted, I lost my jerk today on funnypics
@Prince super Vegeta , Also David is the only name this joke works for so it has to be set up
What do u call a fish that is missing and "eye"? A fsh
@ihatecums, bdm tss...
@ihatecums, it doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come.
@ihatecums, what kind of shoes do ninjas wear......... SNEAKERS
@frosty licker, *Dwight meme* False! The traditional split-toed ninja shoes are called Tabi.
@a shiny haunter, oh..
@ihatecums, what do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
Sends a punch to the face through text
@a shiny haunter, and that's how you smack a bitch!
But the real cause of the id help center is to say that specifically for Davids or other people with id in their name