My grandmother on my father's side is very often quite rude and complains at most things. Countless times she has said horrible things, so relatives have begun to fight back. One of my favourites was when she was mentioning her trip around the East Coast while at breakfast. Mt brother asked if she visited Salem (purely out of curiosity), and when she said no, he replied, "Why? Too many bad memories?".
@spences, what did she say?
@Prince super Vegeta , She was pissed off while the rest of us were stifling laughter. The best part about it, he didn't realize he had said it until about 5 minutes later.
Once in class a guy kept taking my pencil and kept throwing it, every time i'd get off my seat and go take it from the ground. Around the fourth time a girl saw my pencil on the ground and asked who it belonged to, i said it was mine and she threw it farther away, my rage exploded, i took the chair she was sitting on and took it off from under her, she fell on her ass and was dumbfonded by my rageful action. I took my pencil back and the guy stopped throwing it away.
I don't understand the last one, been staring at it for a whole minute
@HSA, well, I was really hoping someone had explained it. Guess I will check back in a bit
@HSA, idk I think it's to far out of context for us to understand. I don't get the wording on the porn one lol
@HSA, Dude with no dad heckles dude with dad. Dude with dad owns fatherless dude. Some dude comments on how barbaric the exchange was.
@Rodzilla, the last sentence makes no sense
@HSA, god isn't around for jesus...I don't know.
Hey guys (and gals) welcome to the 'Nothing to do with the pic' show! Today we (I) will be saying some fun facts! Here's the first one! Did you know that triangle divided by the aliens in area 52 equals mom's spaghetti. And did you know that his knees were weak and his arms were heavy. And there was vomit on his shirt already. And it was mom's spaghetti. (I know these aren't the right lyrics) And that was it for todays show. Have a great day!
@ThatOneRetard, I really say some random shjt all the time
@ThatOneRetard, he got vomit on his sweater, took it off and then got in on his shirt?
@ThatOneRetard, His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghetti.
He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs, but he keeps on forghetti what he wrote down.
The whole crowd goes spaghetti.
He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out.
Spaghetti's run out, times up, over, woah!
Snap back to spaghetti, oh, there goes spaghetti.
He's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no!
@brenno263, He won't have it, he knows his mom's spaghetti's dope.
He knows that but he's broke.
He's so stagnant, he knows when he goes back to his mom's spaghetti, that's when it's back to the lab again, yo.
This whole spaghetti, he better go capture spaghetti and hope it don't pass him.
@brenno263, You better lose yourself in your mom's spaghetti, it's ready, you better never let it go.
You only get one spaghetti do not miss your chance to blow, 'cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo!
My aunt on my moms side was disowned by my entire family about eight years ago. This was a colossal cünt who took advantage of others at every opportunity. Before she was disowned, she cost my family two dogs, a car, and lots of money. The straw that broke the camels back was when she sued my grandfather after my grandmother died. The last time I saw her, I told her off to her face and it felt so goddamn good.
I was being flippant, and she snapped at me, saying that I can't talk to family like that. I looked her right in the eyes and said "I can't talk to people I respect like that."
My family was waiting to be seated at a restaurant and two girls were obviously checking me out. My older sister then turns to me and says loud enough for them to hear "Do you wear those tight shirts so it looks like you have muscles?" To which I replied, "kinda like you have to wear a push up bra, except it only shows what I have!" The girls died laughing at my flat chested sister 😂
Ive got nothing funny to say. Top Comment gods, please take my comment and hopefully it will please thee... *Looks furiously for votes* ... DAMMIT!!!
@RageOfZilla, guys, I'm running this through Google translator. Ok. Ok. The results are coming in... Oh wow, the text translates perfectly into "FIRST!!11!!"
What subreddit is this?!?!