10:00pm: I'm actually going to go to bed on time & get some sleep.
2:00am: The mantis shrimp can punch 50x faster than the human eye can blink & humans are color blind compared to it.
@on the crapper, the mantis shrimp is such a savage. Sometimes they bully and kill their aquarium mates and have been known to punch holes in their tanks
@on the crapper, One Punch Man(tis Shrimp)
And it was worth that $1.3 million, I tell you what!
@Monk of Sorrows, *In a southern accent* it even came with 3 extra stomaches!
@Monk of Sorrows, I didn't know your mom fetched such a high price
So I looked it up and the $1.3m cow is legit!
my brain added an "i" before ever, made me very confused for half a second haha
Well, some people will do anything for love. In this case, it was spending $1.3 million to buy your mom.
Fun fact, my friend has a farm called Remitall west and it sold a cow for 200,000$ 😁
I didn't know your mom was worth 1.3 million 🤔
Sleep at a reasonable time? Fvcking noob