When you realize you're an asshole for having a "side girl"
@ReadyPlayerJuan, when you realize you don't have a side girl cuz you ain't no playa
@Your Darkest Secret, do you even think before you type, or do you really think "nah, cheating on my significant other is a completely normal and respectable thing."
@pirey, i kinda just type what comes to mind. Besides my girls know I'm a playa so they should've known what they were getting into
@Your Darkest Secret, honestly you deserve no respect, even if they "know what they're getting into" you're still some scum of the earth for ever cheating or willing to cheat on your SO. It shows a sheer lack of respect for anything other than yourself and an attitude like that is what will make a person die alone in the end. Hope that girl wises up before it's too late if that's what you think.
@MintyRequiem, but we're swingers
@Your Darkest Secret, ('-' ,)
@MrWonka, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@MintyRequiem, maybe he's in a open relationship? (Which I don't understand)
@ReadyPlayerJuan, you are my side girl
@Nasasuki, maybe this shows one reason that open relationships are bad?
@Toad, just because you don't understand something doesn't inherently make it wrong. Just makes it wrong for you right now.
@ReadyPlayerJuan, you get all of the upvotes for this comment.
@Your Darkest Secret, you guys are funny. Love this community. Sorry if I pushed any buttons. But I was being sarcastic the whole time. This will probably get more downvotes now after admitting I was joking. Seriously I actually don't think it's okay to cheat. I would never. I just have a dark sense of humor is all. If my gf can laugh at this so can y'all. Thanks for being cool everyone
@DividedAlliance, accidentally impregnating someone other than your spouse, leading to a child who is denied the ideal of being raised by both of his parents in a single home isn't a bad potential result of an open marriage?
@Toad, well of course. Just like everytime you get into a car there's a chance, however minute, of the thing exploding into a towering inferno and blinking you off the face of the earth. But if you live 15 miles from your job you accept certain risks because the potential for reward is much greater. Now, you can change the oil, adjust the tires, other things to make it safer, just as prophylactics and surgeries can reduce the risk of unwanted pergnancy.
Some people use sex as an outlet rather than a ritual, so if there's no emotional attachment beyond the physical, and proper care is taken, I don't see why there has to be a problem. Personally I don't even see why it's something associated with shame. Same sex relationships used to be seen as perverse, but it's what worked for them, ya know?
@DividedAlliance, The primary purpose of cars is not to blow up. Cars don't exist to blow up. Cars blowing up "just happens", but pregnancy is the natural consequence and primary purpose of sex. So in that sense, it's different.
@Toad, good point my man. I will concede that the primary biological purpose of sex is to procreate, however not everyone looks at it this way. Some people primarily use it as a means to climax, so *their* intended purpose is not to bear children. Thus the use of condoms and birth control.
@Your Darkest Secret, these are the kinds of things that make me realize I must be a masochist of sorts for continuing to read the comments. Without elaborating too much or going way off topic, I'll just say that your sarcasm was as plain as day and I'll leave it at that.
To be fair, there are some pretty cool people, too
When a classmate wishes you good luck on a test you didn't know you were having.
That moment you realise having a side girl is probably a self destructive idea.
When you find out your friend uses iFunny
That would suck, I would be pist at my side girl if this happened to me
Why did you have sex with a gardening tool
Thankfully, karma did you a solid earlier and your taste in girls means that she has a side hoe too.
Well I'm off to the shops
When a teacher is being nice and says pop quiz.
Well, at least I don't have to worry about that. I don't even have a main hoe.
I guess it is time to go to the store, Jamal!
When you're listening to her heartbeat and you hear Freddy Krueger laughing instead