Guess he wasn't ready for the next step in their relationship.
@Ajay Ghale, dad I didn't know you had a fp account
That relationship definitely didn't end on he right foot.
@The Real Question is, or the left foot
He must've attempted human transmutation
In leprechaun culture thus is referred to as a "dick move"
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
@Mister Riddle, beat me there
Wants home crawling back to her
She's thinking without his leg he'll have to feel crawling back to me
Oh man, Springer show would set the bar unbelievably low
He must be busy, what with those a$$ kicking contests....