Look at her strangely and wonder why she's grabbing at thin air.
@TheDemonInside, damn that sucks, she grabbed my right hand
@TheDemonInside, cause she's probably strong enough to grab it anyway
DEATH BY SNU SNU
@Beatles Fan, I saw the top comments and my first reaction was "how has no one said "death by snu snu!" Yet?" So thank you and your under-appreciated comment for restoring my faith in the FP community.
@Beatles Fan, Glorious death!
@Beatles Fan, well...I'm her man then...it whatever. ..death by snu snu...yes guys!...I will die happy!...
@Beatles Fan, I'm down
@Beatles Fan, already beat me to it. Guess I'll leave now
Being the man I would ask her to carry me out like a princess
@InsanityWolf404, :D...that would be cool!
Not be worried cause my man likes women
@bootyquake, oh dip
@bootyquake, what's up with everyone hating on muscular girls on here?
@Mister Riddle, im just messing around. Im kind of a muscular girl too.
@Mister Riddle, I like a git woman. Not an Amazonian that looks like she could crush me
@bootyquake, okay. There's been a lot of that lately. I get mad that there's so much anti body shaming stuff for fat people but we'll still make fun of people for hard work and dedication.
@Mister Riddle, true
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, death by snu snu.
@bootyquake, not to sound thirsty but id try her out just to see what it was like.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, just don't tell her you like it rough, or you might die.
@Caine, she would cuddle you sooo hard!!
@Mister Riddle, It's literally all preference. I like just normal thin non-muscular girls. If you are muscular or fat, good for you but don't be upset if I don't like it. But the great thing is,it doesn't what I or anyone else thinks, be you and find someone who likes that
@Mister Riddle, I mean it's mostly because a good percentage of men aren't attracted to women who are more ripped then they are. More athletic, yes, but not someone who you will have to take steroids to out lift
@Charlemagne, exactly the reality is most guys wont go for fat or muscular girls its not 'shaming' its just not built into our brains to like that sh*t...
@Charlemagne, I mean I'm not into them either. But I won't go around saying anything bad about them when they put in the effort. And I won't make fun of any fat people who are trying to get in shape. But people who just let them self go with no regard for their health are wide open.
@Mister Riddle, Yeah I understand. I feel like since this is a comedy app and we'll never see that person in our life we can make jokes like that. If I saw her in real life although I wouldn't be attracted, I'd still appreciate the effort she puts in. I dunno, I just usually see those types of comments as light hearted joking things. But as I said, to each their own. I dunno, sort of hard to explain. What I do know though is that that girl could be the shjt out of anyone who made fun of her in real life ha
@Mister Riddle, but who the hell cares. You're into real big girls cool you're into anorexic girls cool you're into super ripped girls cool. Why should it matter to you that most of us find the insanely ripped almost as unappealing as the insanely obese.
@Mister Riddle, don't get a comedy app if you don't wanna be offended. Simple as that. Half the "offensive" stuff on here is just for humor and not intended to be taken seriously. It's comedy.
@Mister Riddle, try making a sentence with geek or nerd and muscular
@bootyquake, but wow, the handjobs she could give
@Charlemagne, I like everything but the use of the word normal.
@TheHaxAreReal, Make sure she doesn't rip it off though. Also, get out of the way before she O's if you go down on her, or your head will be nothing.
@Mister Riddle, nope...she can be muscular. ..just more detailing to be done. ..if ya know...
@bootyquake, and let me guess...you have a bf...
@Caine, but you have to be carried in to the bedroom..deal still?
@bootyquake, that would be so awesome! Death by cuddles. ..
@RAM Card, I bet you watched Daniel tosh's people pleaser special didn't you? (If not, watch it. Its good!)
@Blackfrost273, never watched it
@RAM Card, check it out sometime
@Blackfrost273, took your advice, god damn that was hilarious I love edgy humor
@RAM Card, I am similar. Haha
Kick her in the balls
Her dick is probably bigger than yours
As a man I'd have to say "please be gentle" in the highest pitch voice I could
@morningperson, if I'd been drinking milk it would have shot out my nose when I read that
She is pretty attractive.
@ ViolentFiend, did she make you say that?
I'd walk up grab her arm and tell my man "she's my now"
@Markiskerm777, I support this...but I don't have any desire to watch..I just think she is awesome sauce
she didn't skip leg day
@Kim Jongin, Um...daaahmn. ..nope she did NOT...mmhmm
Name please? Research purpose you know
@ NotDesu, we are waiting people! Dang it! And is she single?...nvm. ..we don't need to know..but in case. ..maybe..you know what? It's not the main goal here..eye on that fine...mmhmm fine prize..
I don't see what y'all are talking about I think she's sexy as all get out
I say yes sir and run like hell
Just go find a new one.
Death by snu snu!!
@nismo, The spirit is willing but the flesh is so weak.
Have a threesome. Duh.
I'm not into buff women but damn she fine... all that's left is her personality
Ask if the death by snoosnoo will be quick and painless.
Ask if you can join, cause two djcks might make for an awkward night on their own
As a man cringe. Her hole probably has teeth.
@smartstu, Vagina Dentata!
@smartstu, it'd probably feel great tbh
@ChocoboPizzacat, she could literally dead lift you after sex and then cradle you like a baby afterwards.
@smartstu, you say that like it's a problem
@smartstu, part of the experience bro...
@smartstu, her "hole" is probably tight as hell. ..she might do kegel exercises too...
Dem thighs 😛
"Barriers on you, GO!"
As a man i think id become her bjtch
@Tis but a scratch, you say that as if it is a bad thing...
@Blackfrost273, nope a good thing
She can take me anytime
Kick her in her balls.
As the man in this situation, I cry
Thats a nice zarya skin
First; ask if shes sure....
If answer is yes, I'd kick her ass.
Death by snooze snoo. Guy mouths help me
Laugh because he's gay
Fvck my man! I’ll be going home with her!
She can't fight with a cut juggular.
I'd go willingly... You know, as long as I don't have to pay extra.
I'm aroused. Maybe it's my closeted gayness revealing itself
I'll beg her to take me instead
I'll tell her no and we will walk away. We don't talk to strangers.
I dump my boyfriend and make out with her.
Throw a molotov at her.
Strong as the he mountain!
Have said bf go into a fist fight so he may fight for his honor
The people who live here are fools to trust the omnics
Ask for her number
Kick her in her nuts
Look at my boyfriend, say "bye Felicia", and walk away.
Beat her into the ground, because that man will be a father. And then get nachos.
@Alyss Crow, and a sammich
@Blackfrost273, totally a sammich
Her vagina could make my penis explode.
I have never really notices muscular girls, but she is hot
I have very mixed/confusing feelings about this...
Let her have him. He wasn't that great anyway.
@Carley Universe, yesh. ..then read the paper a few days later...man dies by snu snu
Usually not a fan of the scary women but the boneraptor has made an exception...
Offer her myself instead
Her name is Peggy. It's short for pegasaurus
@Rattlehead Vision, REALLY? What's her last name?
@Blackfrost273, I was making a pegging joke. You'll be the one bent over getting it from behind.
I tell her to take me instead
Wake up and realize I'm not gay
She deserves him more than I
Id tell her that he could out bench press her. Then while we was crying we would run away
@Winterscominandsoami, she* was crying but maybe we aswell that girl looks as if she never skips leg day
*he's his man now