"I don't need a job" *crushes him slowly, savoring the feel as his bones Crack and splinter beneath your feet as he screams in pain, his family staring in horror until finally he disappears in a cloud of smoke leaving only a small sack of coins in his place*
@CreepingCharlie , are you ok? Do we need to talk?
@mtndewman9791, I-i-i I don't know, should I? What do I do mtndew-senpai!?
@CreepingCharlie , you must go on a long and arduous journey. Then you shall find the answer you seek… so try and go outside for like 5 minutes. That's probably hard enough
@CreepingCharlie , I think you're alright. That's exactly what I would do.
@mtndewman9791, b-but I'm a-already hard enough
@CreepingCharlie , reminds me of ScaryMike, would y'all happen to be related?
@TheSeasonIAm, sadly I didn't even know about FunnyPics in the days if ScaryMike so I don't think I'm related to him
Rated C for chronic depression.
Life would be more interesting if we could double jump
I wouldn't survive in Los Santos