The fanfiction would literally be "No matter what happened, he just couldn't stop masturbating"
@Charlemagne, then some guy runs in with an axe and cuts your dick off. Story over
@Charlemagne, That's not fanfiction, that's canon
@Charlemagne, you stole my story!
@ComradeOtis, Maybe our writers will make a cross-over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
@Charlemagne, with any luck ;)
@Charlemagne, That's not a fanfic it's a biography
Hopefully I get a fan fiction where I can finally sleep with the person of my dreams. Ryan Reynolds, wait for me
@Captain TR8R, agreed theres a few celebrities on my list aswell
@Captain TR8R, nope. Instead you get written into some poor incest hentai written by a middle schooler with back acne.
@Captain TR8R, the Internet is a dark place
@Captain TR8R, in mine im dating cristiano rinaldo and he just cant help but constantly buy me sports cars and puppies
@AN AMERICAN, id be okay with that too
So that means in some universe Shrek wrote a fan fic titled "Triangle Testicles is love, Triangle Testicles is life"
@TriangleTesticles, *Someone proceeds to paste 305 Triangle Testicle faces over their sister's boy band poster-infested room*
Well my fanfic writer needs to start including smut and happiness.
Yeah, writer. If you could stop fvcking with my life, that would be great.
Then that would prove the multiverse theory. Not really sure what else I should be considering in this scenario.
@George Feeny, it would also prove Rick and Morty to be real!
@George Feeny, Ideas like this are developed from a complete misundertanding of the multiverse theory.
@Trump Repellant, the basic premise is that there are multiple universes. That is literally the most basic thing about the multiverse theory as far as I have always be informed.
@George Feeny, multiple parallel universes.
Does anyone here write purposely bad fanfics just for fun? E.g. The Adventures of Sanic
Well if thats the case now I am just deeply depressed because that means we could never talk face to face, which means no matter how much we wish we could talk to one another we could not
Unless one of us creates a way to cross dimensions.
I quess Peter Griffin is not a good writer. Quite boring story.
Unrelated question: can somebody tell me what the helI is going on with scary clowns in american cities?I saw a couple of news articles and threads on /b/ talking about that.
@SuicidalSqueaker, I think they are fake
@SuicidalSqueaker, People are dressing up as scary clowns and walking around in their neighborhoods harassing children, what's to know?
You mean to tell me that in a parallel universe there is fan fiction of ne masterbating all day?
Not that I do *cough* *cough*
(x) - Doubt
So this means that furries are now a group of animal hybrids that create human personas...
I like this meme
Infinite worlds theory...it could be happening now
. . . WHAT ARE THEY WRITING
"He was such an asshole, but I can't help but love him"
They'd be bored.
That would mean a dragon would be making the Imaginaut do all sorts of kinky things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What a weeb