Bacon fixes everything
@theBANANAMAL, *throws bacon at the election* it's not working. We need more bacon!
@Masturbation, damit man keep throwing I'll get more.
@Masturbation, the amount of bacon we'd need would throw pigs into extinction
@Masturbation, throw the cheeeeeeeese! *thud thud thud thud thud* yay
What a tool...
@Jambi, Ha...What you did there...I see it.
@Jambi, someone give this man 46 likes and 2 dislikes.
@Jambi, it's come full circle... A Perfect Circle.
Maynard James Keenan is my spirit animal
Alcohol is one of the vegan products everyone should enjoy.
Bacon is so awesome it gets its own category on Kickstarter.
Seriously - look under Food and the first category is Bacon.
Why WOULDN'T you go out of your way to be a jerk to people for having a different ideology that is entirely harmless? I mean really, it's just common sense.
@Saxophonium, if I sold a product I would not want vegans to buy it
@Saxophonium, because it's funny
@Saxophonium, Veganism is a disorder of the mind that must be treated with large doses of meat.
I love bacon because clears throat* 'merica but its burnt...
mmmmmm … bacon
Were these the Conditions of his Parole?
YES JMK FOR PRESIDENT EVERYONE
Things Maynard does instead of working on a new album
@Greek Mythologist, it's a joke by the way, i know it's not his fault, pleasedontkillme
Someone asked if Gay guys were after me because I had a huge dick. I quickly fixed that.