But wait, there's more! Order now and we will throw in a towel that can dry you off!
@HungryVillagers, that thing's fvckin magic. It gets wetter as it dries! Mind = Blown!
@Peeta Whatalark, "Wait a minute. I've been had!"
A blanket doesn't radiate your body heat, your body radiates on its own... The blanket just traps and insulates that radiation.
*sues for false advertisement*
@DeathbyBadgers, it absorbs and re-emits.
@Angular Notspice, so basically the blanket radiates its own heat.
@Tropical Bacon, radiates your own body heat***
Slap an apple sticker on there and charge $129.99
Also $0.99 for every time you wrap up in it.
Slap a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 sticker on it. I really got item.
Throw means blanket
No this is Patrick
Ahhh smart (gifts) marketing!
Hey now this is revolutionary in the throw market