Shifter is broken. Crud! Well, what is sorta shaped like it?
*digs through drawers to find a big black dildo*
Now that I found my entertainment for tonight, I can find a replacement shifter.
@ArtificialRain, maybe i can hut 2 birds with 1 big black dildo
Now when that person cuts you off, you can shoot middles at them!
@AMAZlNG SPlDERMAN, shjt, *missles
@AMAZlNG SPlDERMAN, *middle fingers
@AMAZlNG SPlDERMAN, I want a car that shoots shjt missiles!
@AMAZlNG SPlDERMAN, I prefer shooting the end pieces
@AMAZlNG SPlDERMAN, what if I want to shoot lefts and rights?
@AMAZlNG SPlDERMAN, almost *missiles
@Mister Riddle, @Scary Mikey, ya'll wild haha
@AMAZlNG SPlDERMAN, you can correct that now, but please don't
Car Cuts Him Off. Eagle One Fox 2!
Hopefully he can wire those buttons up to a turn signal so he isn't a typical BMW driver
Joy stick is broken, sex toy bin to the rescue!
Huh, I actually have that same model joystick. Neat
BMW 5 Series.
This is a BMW. Just saying, I have nothing else to contribute...
I recognize that dash. Why would you ruin a BMW?????
@The Tower Of Pimps, well considering it was already ruined....because you know, the shifter knob broke off
@The Tower Of Pimps, I had an e46 what a peice of shlt
@CrazyRightWinger, I have an X5 and it's pretty solid. I wanna get an E46, a 330Ci or an M3
@The Tower Of Pimps, I had a low mileage e46 and all I did was work on it it was so unreliable. The last problem was when the water pump blew in my driveway. At least it was home and didn't overheat but I never trusted it.
@CrazyRightWinger, hopefully I don't get the same experience
Looks like a nob with a fancy condom