Me with my life
@Vagabond, just add jumpers to someone else's life and steal some of their juices
@Vagabond, at least your life has an engine.
@Vagabond, me with dating someone...or sometimes, a conversation
We gonna talk about his left elbow?
If your engine overheats, you just need to pour some water into your gas tank. It'll cool your engine down and give you better gas mileage too!
@Walker Texas Ranger , I heard sand works better man....
@KingofFunnypics, but it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
@A pet named Steve, Dammit Skywalker. Stay in your galaxy far far away
*Check engine light comes on* *Opens hood*
"yep, its still there"
I was looking over some c++ today, and this was literally me for about 8 hours trying to debug my homework
Ah yes the floor is made of floor
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams