*Removes touch pad*
@Runnin with scissors, now u have to buy the pen in addition to the product
@Runnin with scissors, *removes screen*
@Runnin with scissors, Apple motto "you'll still buy it".
Ok so I know politics should stay out but as a Canadian I just want to say we welcome American refugees
@TheNightShifter, Washington state wishes to secede, and join the glorious Canadia.
@TheNightShifter, That is if your immigration website gets up and running
@TheNightShifter, Air Canada website is down...
@buzzbux, California also wishes to join the land of maple syrup. What say you, Oregon?
@buzzbux, yes please
@TheNightShifter, I got Danish citizenship or according to south park European canada
@Lysander99, as a resident of Oregon I agree. Shall Oregon, Washington, and California become a new Canadian Providence?
@TheNightShifter, Could you and I help fund people from Cleveland to come over? I don't want to live here anymore
@TheNightShifter, Are Mexican refugees welcomed too?
@buzzbux, based on polling results, it looks like every major city would be happy to come to Canada. I'll bring chips and guac :D
@TheNightShifter, nobody wants to live in a frozen wasteland.
@Lysander99, This Oregonian is too high to vote.
@BigfootUnibrowMan, I lived in the midwest, THAT'S a fvckin' frozen wasteland, eh.
@buzzbux, If they were going to join they would probably merge with British Columbia.
@buzzbux, we will accept all land given to us with open arms as our country loves immigrants
@UmActually, I still live in the Midwest
@Lysander99, lol with the things California just voted in they are a lost cause.
@TheNightShifter, I don't. STAY ON YOUR SIDE
@Smo Queed, probably too much traffic
@buzzbux, Oregon too wishes to join the oh glorious Canada
Who else is glad we're not going to war with Russia?
@Sir LoLz, bye bye no fly zone
Should be Infinity Ward
Well guys , even if I am French and i am ain't concerner , how do you feel about Trump about to win this election ?
@ReallyFrenchBaguette, I heard the financial markets are probably going to drop like crazy tomorrow. Which means I'll get to buy shares at a lower price and get more dividends and capital gains in the long run
@Sexy Homunculus, or short them and make money for them falling then buy dividends with the profit and make a cool hundred mill
@Sexy Homunculus, At least one person will be happy
@Sexy Homunculus, they did lol 800 points
@Theelonelyman, worse than after 9/11
Welp guys trump just won. All i can say is atleast it isn't hillary.
Anyone else feeling genuinely sick about this election?
@The Akron AWOL, I just don't understand. How can our country move backwards like this? people no longer can love who they want, conversion therapy becomes publicly funded while planned parenthood loses it, we're turning our back on war torn refugees, common sense gun laws out the window, climate change will march forward at an unprecedented rate, we sold out to Russia, millions just lost their healthcare, and their right to live in America plus being deported even with children born here, discrimination and hate are at the center, economic progress is derailed oh and WWIII could be right around the corner.
@The Akron AWOL, nope
@ihatecums, I honestly thought this country would be more educated than to pick a warmongering pig who makes fun of the disabled and attacks the family of a veteran/war hero. This will be the first time America was represented by a fascist since it's conception, with hate and fear driving progress back. I honestly lost hope for the future
@ihatecums, the cheating of Bernie sanders sucked the life out of democratic voters. I wouldn't be surprised if many democrats stayed home or looked to third parties. Furthermore, most polls had sanders with a double digit lead vs trump, whereas Clinton was neck and neck with him. Bernie also lead trump is several states that Clinton ultimately lost.
@The Akron AWOL, I voted for Trump, feel completely fine.
I'm only hear to cheer up. F*ck Trump :(
@Blue eyes White fgt, trump!!🔵🔵
Should just put the face as the new simpsons
Tsudere apple: I-It's not like I care about you or anything. B-Baka!
Yeah Apple isn't painting itself great via its actions, but this is really more descriptive of Microsoft and activision