On the plus, tomorrow South Park is gonna be really funny
@Awc123awc, you, maybe you should be our next president. You have your priorities straight. That's exactly what I needed to hear right now to feel better. Thank you 😍
@Awc123awc, I like how you just know there is 2 versions of tomorrow's episode. There is going to be a hidden secret alternate reality episode when Hillary wins. Maybe when the dad comes out haha
@The Collector, dvd*
@Awc123awc, I need context.
@The Collector, except theres not since they make their episodes like a day in advance.
@unknownjanitor, there totally is
You think Clinton would've gotten the message not to run a 3rd time when she lost the last 2 elections
@Chimon, you'd think Trump would've gotten the message that if you don't have any political experience and take the highest office, you're gonna have a bad time
@K1lgore, I can't even breathe right now. Picking Trump because you hate Hilary isn't how this should have happened. I hate tomatoes but it doesn't mean I'd rather eat mushroom when I hate them too. I can't wait for all the stupid ish to come.
@rapey the stick man, I love tomatoes and mushrooms. Now I want pizza. Yes. Pizza will save me from the election.
@rapey the stick man, Best part about Trump winning is I'll get to see the reactions of his hardcore fans when it all goes to shjt.
@K1lgore, yeup, I love have something as important as this became like a reality show. There really is no hope for America. I'm not even mad. I'm just so dissapointed.
@rapey the stick man, I agree. It doesn't even matter if Americans like Trump, to other countries he's just some celebrity who doesn't know what he's doing and is now the most powerful individual on the planet. That's pretty embarrassing
@K1lgore, sore loser much?
@rapey the stick man, I'm like 99% certain that tonight's election gave me erectile dysfunction. I literally cannot pop a boner. I figured maybe enjoying my "white privilege" would make things a little easier, but I guess Trump took that from me.
@MickelPickel, TMI? Probably. It's been a weird night my filter is dead.
@Chimon, I thought she didn't run in 2012 because Obama was incumbent
@Chimon, I was going to do an obligatory email joke about her not getting the message, but I see things got a little too real here, so now I'm just letting everyone know that it was gonna be a good one.
@K1lgore, second most powerful.
Putin doesn't have anyone to stop him because he's basically the political power equivalence of a dictator.
At least trump has people in office to say "Whoa whoa, that's never gonna sail"
@BigfootUnibrowMan, Yeah, maybe a little, because now we have another George Bush is in office, if not worse. On top of that the whole Gov is now republican, which is so dangerous to have one party in control. If dems won one and reps one the other, I wouldn't be so pissed
@K1lgore, Federal is only 1/4 of your government. Chill the fvck out.
@Barry Dylan, But they make the biggest decisions
@K1lgore, they make the most irrelevant decisions. You still have state, city, and county protecting you.
@Barry Dylan, they make decisions like war, gun control, abortion, and marriage.
@K1lgore, they do make decisions on war but the rest not really. All that stuff is decided on a federal level then the states decide how they interpret it. Montana and Texas both have fully automatic weapons. Federal law just means they can't be transported from states. Gay marriage was legal in a bunch of states before it was federally. It works like bubbles inside of bubbles inside a big ol Federal bubble. Trump can't tell a liberal state how to live. They can blackmail with public road funding but outside of that, the federal government has no control of the states.
"Stop breaking the law ašshole" -Jim Carry, Liar Liar
Looks like the type of guy who'll act like an arrogant ass and demand respect cause he served in the military
If any cop pulls you over you have a %100 chance of talking to an asshole
Unless you make him laugh. Tell him something great about Obama's policies, he'll give you a thumbs up and immunity for 6 months
Looks like Joe from family guy
Hey look it's Farva
Especially if you post this picture