"Now it's time for the interesting part" casually slides the nuclear codes across the table to Trump "well it's all yours" I say looking at him eagerly waiting his response. "Oooo pretty lights" as he slides his tiny hands across all the buttons creating what looks like a Christmas tree much like the elevator scene in Elf.
For those who can't get it, horn solo, Han Solo. Also, the rests have nothing to do with him being dead, that's another part saying to listen for horn to know where you are
@Knight SoIaire, have an upvote for being the only one to comment about the picture
@dr brain, yep, I don't give a shït about the elections because we're getting fücked one way or another (although I voted for trump, I just can't respect Clinton after Benghazi)
@Knight SoIaire, Thanks for contributing to our doom, dipshjt.
@Trump Repellant, what the hell is your problem? Not like Clinton would be any better, she's practically a criminal (not spending any more time on your insignificant existence, don't reply)
That moment when there's to much politics on funny pics so you're just gonna wait it out.
Congrats to President-Elect Trump! No matter who we voted for it's important to come together and work together as a country!!
@An Illegal Immigrant, I'm moving to Japan... I was already moving to Japan but it's a happy coincidence that it coincided with Trump being elected. Hopefully I'll have a country to come back to...
@KiritoSAOHero, stay gone for at least 8 years and maybe you'll be safe
@An Illegal Immigrant, op we have three downvotes, three immature ones..
@An Illegal Immigrant, woohoo thumbs up for community!
@KiritoSAOHero, not with that attitude you won't
@An Illegal Immigrant, I voted Clinton but I'll upvote because we do need to unify. There's too much partisanship in this country
@KiritoSAOHero, Unfortunately Japan is a big ally of ours. If we change our economy or defense, it affects them too
@An Illegal Immigrant, I'm actually confused, what attitude?
@An Illegal Immigrant, don't get me wrong; I believe that the country needs to heal its partisan divides in order to move forward positively; but rallying behind the guy who almost single handedly caused them is a lot easier said than done. It's going to take time and he'll need to earn the trust of US citizens.
@MickelPickel, I agree with you. I was just hoping in this election that no matter who is elected they try the best to unify the country and just help it as best they can.
@An Illegal Immigrant, I understand; it's better to look to the light than stay sad in the dark. The next 3 months will be extremely important for him and for our country; I just hope things turn out okay.
@MickelPickel, hoping for the best! It could be better and it could be worse. I'm just also glad we can have a decent conversation on here without any problem
@KiritoSAOHero, That's great man. I really wanna move there myself. Im learning Japanese currently.
@An Illegal Immigrant, I came here as an escape from the toxic environments of Facebook and Twitter; I'm happy to be able to have a civil conversation (people I know in real life are far nastier about this election than people I've never met online before, which with my experience of 4chan is the most insane reversal of fate lol)
@TheColossalTitan, nice, yeah it's a cool place. I studied there for 3 months a while back and I'm going to study there for another year, and then immediately move there to teach English through the JET program. Where do you want to live in Japan?
@Awesome Naked Taco, seven now. Oh well
@An Illegal Immigrant, what an ironic name though...
@An Illegal Immigrant, I'm sorry, but he threatens people. My girlfriends Facebook is blowing up with KKK recruitment. There are extremely racist and homophobic thoughts being brought out in everyone I know.
@An Illegal Immigrant, your username is ironic given that statement. That's all I'll say.
@An Illegal Immigrant, as long as the buffoon doesn't attempt to violate the constitution, like he's claimed he will, I can tolerate it but if he does he's gonna be out on his ass
@An Illegal Immigrant, goodluck with that
@An Illegal Immigrant, I think unifying the country is a lost cause. The country had been divided almost since its inception. Even in the past ten years, several states have been trying to secede. The United States is too geographically and politically diverse to be one unified nation. Just chop it up into 2-4 pieces and call it a day.
@KiritoSAOHero, I've heard a lot of great things about the JET program, and while I am a little sad that it sounds like you'll be leaving us on this app I am really happy for you man. I'm actually planning on going on a trip to Japan in either the spring or summer of 2018 (so if you've got any advice on how to prepare for that I'm all ears). Best of luck to you
@Sexy Homunculus, Haha I'm probably not going to leave the app, I'll just be commenting from a different country. That's cool that you might be going to Japan, sounds like we'll be there at the same time. If you're planning on doing a lot of traveling at any point while there, I would recommend buying a JR Rail pass while still in the US. It will give you a week of free travel on JR line trains (including bullet trains which cost like $300 for a round trip from Tokyo to Kyoto) I would also recommend learning Katakana so that you can read words that come from English like ココア, which is pronounced co co ah and is obviously cocoa. While there make sure to try an Onsen, they're great. Other than that have fun, it's a super cool place. Oh and if you like drinking go to an izakaya and ask for nomihodai, it costs about $10-$15 and gets you all you can drink for 3 hours (all you can eat is tabehodai)
@Ruupasya, the country didn't become this divided until Obama took office. Understand, the elites of the Democratic Party and their goon squads, IE: BLM, Feminist, etc., created that division. I admit there was racism in the country but Obama and his fellow elites went out of their way to make it worse.
@ThatGuyx79, The country has always been divided, or did you forget about the Civil War?
@Ruupasya, my lord you are dense. Do You honestly believe the majority of people are clinging on to the civil war? Do you really believe that garbage that all white people secretly wish blacks could be slaves again? Cuz let me tell you, this country didn't become divided because it was always there, it was divided because the left despises everything America stands for. So go watch Ben Shapiro and louder with crowder and educate yourself on how and why the country became this divided because I assure you it's not because of the civil war.
@ThatGuyx79, I never said the US was divided BECAUSE of the Civil War, merely that the Civil War is an example of our country perpetually being divided. I never said anything about race. The US had been divided since it's inception; our current system is the way it is because of a compromise between those who wanted a stronger federal government and those who wanted stronger state governments. Political divisiveness in the United States is not new and was not caused by Obama. It has always been here.
The left doesn't despise everything America stands for, they just have a different idea of what America stands for than the right does. There's no need to demonize your opponent. Also, there's no need to be rude (calling me dense) just because someone disagrees with you.
@Ruupasya, oh look a typical "that's not what I said argument." 1. I specifically mentioned racial division and you responded with the example of the civil war. 2. No where in your incredibly vague answer do you even hint to be talking about political decisiveness or that you were using the civil war as an example as that. 3. It is completely caused by Obama and the left and there is evidence to back this. IE: Wikileaks, perhaps read the one with the email about how upset podesta and his buddies are that the populace isn't complacent to their agenda. 4.You should still go listen to and watch Ben Shapiro and louder with crowder and educate your self on just how much the left actually hates what America stands for because their vision is no where near what the founding fathers had in mind.
@KiritoSAOHero, Awesome. If you're there too I guess there just might be a slight chance of actually bumping into you. I Suppose it would be nice to run into a fellow gaijin and Funny Pics user. Also I've heard that in most of the urban areas the people are generally very friendly to foreigners (I've even heard some Japanese girls go crazy for American and European guys) although in some of the more rural areas you can sometimes get awkward stares from people. Did you ever experience anything like that when you were in Japan?
@ThatGuyx79, I'm not going to participate in this discussion with you if we can't have a respectful dialogue. I would be happy to discuss this with you if you can be polite about it.
@Sexy Homunculus, When I was in Japan I got a ton of stares whenever I went out, not hostile or anything, more just "wow a white guy!" Once I passed a group of school kids, like 5 or 6 years old, they're jaws just dropped and they had a look like "oh my god a white guy, I thought they were just myths!" One by one they rushed by me and right as they passed they would shout "hello!" It was adorable. I got asked by a group of girls to take a picture, I assumed they wanted me to take their picture but they wanted a picture with me. I passed another white guy once and he looked so happy to see me, he just said "hey man!" And high fived me as we passed by each other. Everyone I meet was super nice and friendly, I chatted with an old man who ran a hole in the wall ramen shop, he didn't speak any English but was happy to try and talk with me, luckily I spoke basic Japanese. I got lost on my first day in Japan, and wound up in a 7/11 at 3am. A super friendly guy gave me a ride home, very nice.
@KiritoSAOHero, You know, I'm not sure. Currently I live on the edge of a moderate sized city. But its up in the mountains, so I'm surrounded by nature too. That would be my ideal. Somewhere near mountains and forests, but fairly close or just inside of a moderate sized city. Cheaper would be better too.
Why is there politics in my funny, chef I did not order this!
Anyone find it interesting that we now have a republican president, a republican dominated house and a republican dominated senate? This is going to be a very interesting next few years.
@shane1395, first it was "fvck you if you're a cis white straight male", now it's gonna be "fvck you if you're not a cis white straight male"
Donny T. got the W.
@Goldwork, daddy donald gonna raise us up good
@donald trump congrats! Harambe had 15,000 votes but you pulled it out in the end
Hear that? It's the waterfall of salty tears from the otherside losing after bragging for weeks of high poll numbers.
May we unite, and congratulations to President Elect Trump!
God has clearly abandoned us. If there is some light left of God's good grace...please shed it on the United States these next 4 years. For we are in desperate need of it...and we are not a united nation this night...may God be with you all...I'm devastated...
Quick question for any non-American users out there: how stupid do we look?
@Scott Sterling, I'm sorry to say very, but not all of you support him we get that
America, you fücked up big time lads.
@Jake The Legend, I don't know why people are downvoting you. You're completely correct.
@Jake The Legend,
At least we avoided war with Russia.
I swear people dont do their homework, they just read headlines
@T3hHappyEmo, your president is a racist, sexist, Orange mess of a man. That fact that American people are dumb enough to vote for a pensioner who has more sexual assault charges than I do downvotes completely kettles me. And you think trump can avoid war 😂 that's funny af
@Jake The Legend, sorry not all American people
@Jake The Legend, But a scarily high amount of us.
@Jake The Legend,
"I dont know anything other than media headlines"
And God damn, its like you dont even know about Hillarys best friend Epstein.
@Jake The Legend,
And also Putin has already reached out to repair US relations,like a lot of us knew would happen with Trump.
Dont believe everything you see on tv. Remember literally every poll?
@T3hHappyEmo, the fact you believe you avoid war with Russia just because trump said so is quite laughable, you're actually believing a 'politician'
@Jake The Legend,
"Just because Trump", actually no, theres a LOT more to foreign relations than that.
Hillary actively provoked Russia every chance she had with no evidence. She has been nothing but pro-war her entire time in government. She maked ridiculous amounts of money from defense contractors who profit from war. A military general has said on camera that Hillarys plan in Syria would require a war with Russia. And Russia has even said that itd be war if Hillarys elected.
If you have a well-researched, non-spoonfed list of reasons why Trump will cause a war with Russia, feel free to present it. "H-hes an idiot tho" is not a reason.
If not, please do your homework next election before you vote for WWIII again
@T3hHappyEmo, no I think the 'just because trump' thing is perfectly fine, for all I care he can let me smoke weed while driving my Japanese import along the freshly built wall on the border, he is still and orange, racist, sexist old man who thinks it's okay to objectify and sexually harass and assault women. For crying out loud man you must have seen the comments he made about his own daughter? You think a man like that is sane enough to rule a country, that bear in mind has a reputation for being world police, without starting any sort of war. You must be very stupid to support someone who can say the things he does out loud.
@Jake The Legend,
Actually if you did your homework, Trumps foreign policy is that wants us to stop playing World Police and stop sticking our nose in other counties business for no reason.
Please use facts to debate, this is the President elect were talking about, not a high school popularity contest.
"Racist" is not a fact. Trump wants to deport illegals is a fact (which actually isnt racist, hes fine with LEGAL immigrants).
The media LOVES to get you to watch it with "He said what?!" kind of stuff. However, that makes for emotianal arguments, not rational.
But yes, I guess using factual information and independent research rather than listening to to tv makes me "stupid" I guess
@T3hHappyEmo, it's the blind stupidity you have that makes you disregard all the facts against him. You only listen to the things that make him seam good to you. And there's a difference between using headlines as facts and seeing actual video evidence of the things he has said. Like literally, actual video evidence of him saying Those things. I quite like the fact you didn't mention any of his sexual assault charges in your reply witch shows to me you accept they have happened, that's alone should make you feel sick at the thought of him and also scared that he runs America.
@Jake The Legend, Nah dude, I just think theres more important things to debate.
Thats like saying, you didnt reply to my statement about Epstein, I guess you accept Clintons child sex trafficking connections.
Difference is, anyone can make a sexual assault claim. I could file one right now saying Clinton raped me and if a prosecutor wanted to they could force Clinton to court for it.
Clintons connections are real and proven, Epsteins already been convicted and did a year for it (ONE YEAR for selling children to have sex with, now THATS sickening).
Funny how the media never reported that?
I never said what its not true that he said what he did. I said its not factual information. It doesnt translate into policy.
@Jake The Legend,
Sorry, I guess I meant objective, not factual.
I dont care about subjective statements.
But yes, facts and independent research rather than listening to the tv makes me "stupid" I guess.
*hits note dead on*
May dank memes unite us in this dark time.