Thanks for the self esteem boost, you puffin FVCK
@Welcommatt, for even better self esteem boost, just look in the mirror or trash. It's the same thing
@Welcommatt, my self esteem just got fvcked more than I did...
Or you just don't play hard enough to get. Every time I've messed around and acted like that fisherman with a dollar in the progressive ad they got interested, and I'm not the best looking guy around by far. A less manipulative sounding way of saying it is girls won't want you if you're super available or helpful or whatever, make yourself busy and don't go out of your way. It makes you seem too good to be true and they won't go after you bc u seem like a fvckboy or wannabe fvckboy. If you give them everything before you're with them they won't have anything to look for. But if you trickle your way in the more intimate you go, they will test waters, and if you play the cards right 9/10 you will get a relationship. Layman's terms: don't try.
@whats a joke, ***if you give them everything before you're with them they won't have anything to look forward to.
@whats a joke, side effects may include: her just thinking you're a dick. Which is totally unfair really, like if I want a relationship and you don't, why am I expected to stick around and act like I don't have feelings?
@whats a joke, okay but what do you do when you don't try and you still get nothing..
@whats a joke, gotta find that sweet spot between being a d!ck and being too nice.
@Welcommatt, because if you spill your feelings out they will think you're pyscho. I did that to a girl I was considering dating before i was even with them on both ends. Both ended in a thing not happening. Or it could be as simple as people want what they think they might have but aren't sure / people want what they can't have.
@Devious Olive , when you're around be nice and treat them well, and when you aren't around act like you have better things to do. I'm not going to say do one thing when it might be a girl that wants something else, but a good rule of thumb is that.
@Welcommatt, to continue on what I said before, if YOU want the relationship and THEY don't, then acting like that might help.
@whats a joke, I'm generally nice and treat everyone with respect, as long as they deserve it. I just get absolutely no attention from anyone, not saying it's not my fault, but still.
@whats a joke, You must be the Internet God. Thank you.
@Funny Pics King, just trying to do my part to make people better companions
@whats a joke, Now see, that only works on girls with higher self esteem. They start thinking "What could be wrong with me? Why aren't they interested?" Which truly does hook them in and make them want you more, because it comes off as a challenge. But in the other hand, like how I was in middle school and high school with low self esteem, if you didn't seem interested enough, I basically just took that as you had zero interest in a relationship and kept it that way. But you are completely correct on that.
@DrunkenSailorGirl, yea if someone acts like they aren't interested then I take the hint and leave them alone.
@whats a joke, that's 100% true. I was crushing hard on my best friend for over a year, but she had a boyfriend. Of course she figured out I had feelings eventually but I was totally respectful of her relationship. Then the week I get a girlfriend she breaks up with her guy and says she has feelings for me -.o
@DrunkenSailorGirl, that actually happened with my gf cus she was homeschooled and didn't have too good of a self image but then she sent me a pic of a corset and we started talking about our kinks and I talked dirty to her so yeah, don't show interest then show interest.
@ChocoboPizzacat, like I said find a balance.
@NothingLasts, bam. How did that end?
@whats a joke, with us having a very short fling and her dating someone else. Oh well haha
@NothingLasts, guys are like girls but more quiet about it. If you tease them and make them want it they'll stick around. Too late now? But oh well someone else better will come along
@whats a joke, oh yeah this was years ago and we're still friends I just thought to share that prime example
@NothingLasts, yeah, if they're into BDSM it's super easy to get them begging and teasing them. I'm the super weird and literal dude (see movie 'imitation game;' young Alan Turing) who got into parties and whatnot and studied behavior, and now I can manipulate people fairly easy. It scares me but hey if they want sex give them sex
@whats a joke, or maybe you should all stop expecting women to be in love with you. You can't force someone to be attracted to you.
@rubyrubyrubyruby, you can't but you can sure as hell try, and this generally gives good outcomes. Results may vary.
@whats a joke, I am in the random section and for some reason I read that like a rap song
@Mastercool21, guaranteed there is a rap song dedicated to this subject
Actually this girl and I had history, but life happened and we just ended up becoming best friends. Later down the road, sparks rekindle and we think about getting back together but she was so worried about risking the friendship, that she wouldn't move forward with a relationship. Later, she got uber jealous of a girlfriend I had and we are now barely friends. 😑 Women.
@Quoth the Revan, moral of the story: yes, legitimate cases of friendzoning exist.
@Quoth the Revan, if they get jealous then you just gotta say "well I'm right here". Then that puts them on the spot. They'll either take you or look like the bad guy.
Haha u ugly
@ImNotRacistBut, U, G, L, Y, you ain't got no aliby you ugly
I'll have you know I've been fücked many times by college loans
If only I gave a fvck.