Piss on the seat. This is against the Geneva conventions, no response is too harsh.
@Varok Saurfang, I am in agreance. Just dont cross streams.
@Varok Saurfang, lol I'm trying to figure out who exactly lost here.
I don't understand why people can't just look before they sit. I always look before I sit on the toilet.
@Aaron Rodgers, no one likes touching the damn seat. So I compromise, just piss sitting down, not a big deal lol
@I Dexios Divine I, you can use toilet paper. Then the seat never touches your hand
@Aaron Rodgers, I thought this too, until one night I wandered in still 80% asleep and sat down only to be abruptly woken up with a startling fall and a splash of cold porcelain and water on my balls. It was unpleasant
@I Dexios Divine I, Hell no! I take pride in being able to piss standing.
@MrPuffNStuff, well you could still piss standing while the seat is down.
@Aaron Rodgers, Of course, but sitting is out of the question.
@MrPuffNStuff, agreed. Only women sit when the pee
@Aaron Rodgers, Exactly!
@I Dexios Divine I, You're gonna wash your hands after you're done, so what's it matter if you touch the seat
@Aaron Rodgers, when you flush the toilet, the germs inside are propelled upwards and outwards. Do you know what's outside of the toilet and just in reach of those germs?: your toothbrush, your face cloth, your shower (I assume you leave the curtain open), and your skin care products. Closing the lid keeps those germs inside the bowl wear they belong. It's a hygienic matter, not a convenient one, or a battle of the sexes/wills.
@notMrWonka, my toilet isn't close to any of those things soooo
@Aaron Rodgers, the germs and bacteria are still in the air. You walk right through them. It's the equivalent of sneezing, except these germs come out of your åss and urethra. You walk right through it and now you're a walking germ station, might as well not even bother washing your hands.
@Aaron Rodgers, in fact you should always wipe the toilet before sitting. I say this because I know a guy who got a staph infection on his ass. For everyone who doesn't know what that is, a staph infection is a bare risk infection that, due to overwhelming increase in people getting them, has some variations that are immune to antibiotics and have a very real potential to kill you if not treated quickly enough.
@ThatGuyx79, bacterial not bare. F U autocorrect.
@I Dexios Divine I, neither is JUST TOUCHING THE SEAT! YOURE GOING TO BE WASHING YOUR HANDS ANYWAY! Unless your so hypocritical that you think the seat is icky but still wont wash your hands.
@Aaron Rodgers, You have literally nothing to lose and everything to gain by using the most basic of human functions, fvcking aim your head at the toilet, congratulations, if you fall in after that point you are an idiot.
@notMrWonka, if the germs go up in the air, wouldn't it go up in the air even if the seat was down
@Aaron Rodgers, the lid too my friend.
@CriTiKa1, cuz I don't want to touch my dick after touching w/e the hell could be on the seat lol. If it's already down I'm just gonna piss sitting down
@Aaron Rodgers, give birth to a child and get back to me on that one.
@notMrWonka, pee is sterile
@Dr Kriegerstein, you're right, just getting carried away, because just put the lid down! Poop is not.
@I Dexios Divine I, Then use one hand to touch the seat and the other to touch your dick. With this many excuses you probably just enjoy pissing while sitting down. All you gotta do is say that.
@Papyru, is that the excuse for not looking before you sit? Or the excuse for sitting? Cause I thought the vagina was the cause of the latter.
@notMrWonka, surprising how many people don't know this.
@notMrWonka, so that's why you put the lid down but does not apply to the seat.
@Aaron Rodgers, people. Just use yer dang shoe to lift and close the seat. A bit of friction from the bottom or tip of your boot on the side of/up under the seat and lift. Unless you're drunk iI guess.
@I Dexios Divine I, I usually just kick the seat down, not that hard, although I'm afraid one day I'll break it because it isn't plastic
This calls for a counter strike! Remove the seat entirely!
The whole argument is stupid. Both genders should put the lid down after you're done. It's equal that way, not to mention more appealing.
@I Are Lebo, Yeah, no one needs to see the inside of the toilet if they aren't using it. And to help stop germs from flying everywhere when flushing. It's also a convenient place to sit.
The way that is the most fare to everyone is to just leave the seat where it is when your done, the guys will have to lift it all the time and the girls will have to put it down all the time, enough with the double standards ladies
@benderama, the king!
Build a wall!
Tape it to the lid
Well if you hit the seat it's no longer your fault.
Just go to the sink, turn on the hot water, and enjoy your newly converted urinal.
Whats going to happen when she finds piss all over it?
I carry a knife... so let the war continue!
You poor bastard