There once was a man from the grass.
Whose balls were made fine brass.
In stormy weather they clanged together and sparks shot out from his ass.
@LordCuddlefish, there once was a man from Nantucket, with a d*ck so long he could suck it, he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, if my ear were a cvnt I would fvck it.
@Tyrellious, you beat me to it!
@LordCuddlefish, Old one but:
There once was a man from leeds, who swallowed a packet of seeds. Then long green grass grew out of how ass and his balls were coveted in weeds.
@Tyrellious, didn't spongebob start to say that poem?
@LordCuddlefish, there once was a man from Bandoo, who fell asleep in a canoe. He dreamed about Venus, and played with his penis. And woke up with a hand full of goo.
@Bonersaurus, I believe so. It was either him, and mr krabs shut him up, or billy, and grim shut him up.
@LordCuddlefish, there was a young man from goshem, who took out his balls to wash them, his wife said jack if you don't put hem back, I'll stand on the b*stards and squash them
@LordCuddlefish, there once was a man from Kent with a penis so long that it bent. It was so much trouble that he folded it double and instead of coming he went.
@Naty2RC, there once was a man from new joisey, who thought that trains were too noisy, he stood on the tracks to hold the trains back, and his funeral will be held next Thoisdey
What month is 24? There is only 12 months
@benderama, not all countries do their dates as month day and year some do it as day month and year
@benderama, geez that was the fastest reply to my reply I've ever seen on this app
@capu57, I can't sleep
@benderama, I wouldn't say it's weird. Day month year is going smallest to largest. Countries like Japan do year month day which is just largest to smallest. American does second largest smallest and then largest. XD
@capu57, if that's the case then this is a picture from the future...
I really don't see the limerick here though
@Tyrellious, this isn't a limerick. And these people are in college supposedly and the meme maker didn't know what a limerick is?
@Iswearimfunny, limerick is a county in Ireland. Not just a style of poetry.
You know it's in Europe by the way the date is written:^)
@Carry Dazzle , also by the fact that limerick is a city in ireland
@Paddy Irishman, first set of comments thought it was the type of poem. Lol.
YYYY MM DD makes it a lot easier to sort files on your computer, too.
Herr herr. It looks like it says "suit"