Thats a camo danger noodle. NOT to be hecked with! Nearly unseeable in most situations, and sassy as frig.
@mas2de, a noodle that is nearly unseeable in most situations and that nobody wants to heck with... just like your dick.
*apply cold water to the burned area*
@mas2de, watch your profanity!
@Doctor Krieger, I would but the wetting angle of water would not allow it to wet onto my dick.
@TheGingerSnap, I need some ginger to rub on my tongue. Its supposed to make you feel better. Hopefully I can find some in the form of a snap. Like those Pocky sticks or something.
@mas2de, I would be careful. That's how you lose your soul.
@TheGingerSnap, You would, but I wouldn't. Don't worry. It'll be fun for all parties involved.
Someone say Party!?
YEAAAH LET'S PARTY!
@TheGingerSnap, Hey, do you mind if I lick you? I can trade some souls I've collected over the years.
@Gamasennin, my boyfriend would probably have a problem with that. Sorry!
@TheGingerSnap, Awe, ok :(
Danger noodle is unamused hooman. Prepare for the biting.
@AnonymousCrab, Forked young blep
I'm too tired for this; I've been sitting here staring at this wondering why that vacuum cleaner thing has a red thing on it before I realized it was a snake with a hat.
Is no doggo. Is danger noodle. Hecking deadly.
Danger noodle Holiday Edition
Where is the rest of the Doggo? I only see its smug tail..
Festive nope rope
@Big Hat Brogan, 😂
I'm gonna tell him
Why would you play with a nope rope?
What a good looking snake
Took me swiping three to four pictures before I realized
Buddy, I got news for you...
I found the picture I'm sending everyone before Christmas.
You're dog is sssssssssuper cute