"She accused me of being able to control my boners" I fvcking wish lady
@Cabbage Salesman, that would solve most of my problems
@the Dave Grohl , the only time I have that problem is when a lesbian tells me she's lesbi- wait a minute... oh
@John whick, not that problem my dude
@the Dave Grohl , ..... I knew that ...toast
@the Dave Grohl , I might've had friends in high school.
Fly you fools
You know it bjtch!
*starts break dancing*
@JuliantheOnion, How do we look, Gandalf?
As a woman, I feel the need to say we're not all like this. Unrelated, but I was late for this update because I had to yell at my boyfriend for not calling me when he didn't have service.
@friendlyfirefighter, ... You should probably rethink your everything....
Why are some women like this?
@KingofFunnypics, I don't know at all. Hormones?? I've never been like that so I have no idea.
@friendlyfirefighter, hmm. I try to only hang out with less moody people in general. But hormones sound good
@KingofFunnypics, they're all like this
@Osama bin Dead, some are far better than others.
This is why I'm skeptical about relationships. Totally not that I'm a fat loser who can't get a girlfriend...
@StarsAyyy, just get in shape and then get fat again once you have a girlfriend.
Just showed this to my girlfriend. She got mad at me because she thinks that I think she does the same thing those women do. Sigh.
You guys act like this is new information. Women are legendarily insane. Duh, bro
@copdeeznutz, and yet men make up the majority of serial killers.
@Pizzazz, you don't have to be insane to enjoy a good murder!
@copdeeznutz, depends on who's being murdered.
@Pizzazz, the man, obviously.
@copdeeznutz, oh, don't worry, she won't kill him. Statistically, females with anti-social personality disorders prefer to fûck people's lives up immensely. So, while they won't kill you, you'll wish you were dead.
@Pizzazz, good thing men are serial killers.
@copdeeznutz, Yeah. The worst they'll do is kill you. The women will mentally scar you and leave you with trust and intimacy issues that last a life. If you're lucky.
Bjtches be crazy
Guy: Well, I guess there's no way to win. *Kills self*
Girlfriend: Oh my god, you killed yourself without killing me. You only ever care about yourself. I'm leaving you John, and I can't believe you cheated on me with that knife. Have you been giving the silverware blow jobs too? That's why they're always in your mouth!!!
@brenno263, best answer
I had some girly colored high socks neatly folded in my drawer. My gf of 4.5 years found them and got mad at me for cheating on her and saving the supposed girls socks.
They're from my best friends wedding where I was a groomsman.
She has also woken up, slapped me awake and gotten legitimately mad at me for cheating on her in one of her dreams.
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When your a gay you dont have to deal with that sh*t
Women, do you even realize that you do this?
Guys, as a married man I can confirm it's like this frequently. A woman in a relationship, especially marriage, is the most irrational being on the planet. Don't try to understand it... It's just not possible. I make the mistake of arguing all the time.. you can't win.
@MrPuffNStuff, the worst is that you can't get mad at them for doing something stupid because then they start crying because you're mad at them, witch causes you to drop your guard long enough for them to come after you with a crippling blow to your entire psychological being.
This is my best benefit of being gay lol, never having to experience this
All women are crazy!
As was proven in his thesis, Dr Dre has confirmed the theory that yes, bitches be crazy
This is why I say never get married. Worst choice of my life.
@pokemaster16, hell, Im not getting married. Im looking forward to freedom
@pokemaster16, I plan on getting married, but it'll probably end in divorce because I don't deal with stuff like that. I would probably just roast her into the ground everytime she doesn't have a point and make jokes about it to avoid dealing with conflict.
@Dr Simon Acula, I once read on here somewhere to never bet half your stuff someone will love you forever, wish I woulda read it sooner, I had alot of cool collectors items a house car, kid, kinda have half of it now... So to each their own but my advice will always be never get married
@pokemaster16, I think better advice would be "get a prenuptial agreement"
After staying with my sister and her husband, I can confirm that women work this way
I doubt that most of these really happened
@MedalDeliveryMan, You'd be wrong. I've had nearly every one of these fights with my wife. Don't try to understand it.
@MrPuffNStuff, same with my ex wife
As a girl I don't understand how other girls can act this way. If I ever had a boyfriend (which probably won't happen) I would do my best to not act this b*tchy and stupid.
For the last one, it sounds like she was trying to find an excuse to end the relationship, albeit in a childish, moronic way.