I went to the Whitehouse, again, and I met the president, again.
@Snake Plisskin, Skin was darker this time
@Snake Plisskin, I wish Jenny was here to see this
@Snake Plisskin, I got to pee
@Snake Plisskin, Pre-si-dant
The more things change, the more they stay the same
*hits blunt* bruuhh..
@Deer Jesus, we are the most powerful military force in the history of man. Every fight is our fight.
I miss mw2
@Deer Jesus, "...Girl put your records on, show me your favorite song, you go ahead put your hair down"
@Deer Jesus, I assume you quoted the song, but if not, what a great coincidence
Pres: I heard you got a war wound. Tom Hanks:Yessir right in the buttocks. Pres:Well I might like to see that
"Sorry to interrupt your black panther party," mister Obama.
So I went to our Nation's capital... AGAIN. And I got to meet the president AGAIN...
I heard he drank like 15 Dr Peppers while he was there
I don't remember Bubba giving Forrest a metal.
Tom hanks is the best.
Just another award to help his already massive ego.
@smartstu, you know because you met him, or read it on the internet?
@big freedom, All actors have massive egos. They think every word they utter is significant. Just listen to some of them sometime. They play a role as a war hero for example. The next thing you know they are "experts," on WWII.
@smartstu, thats rather presumptive. many are, but tom hanks is actually documented as being fairly humble
@DEATHLOK27, Yeah. You just agreed with me that "most are," yet somehow he's different. You must've met him.
Run Forrest, run!