It's looks like he's wet himself...
@ZeroG1422, He's very excited.
Or a single guy who lives alone
@stealthapotomous, both in my case.
Not the leftovers, it's the fact that the food is free
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, that was already understood.
@Angular Notspice, well all of the students I know don't get to take the leftovers home with them, so...
Hey guys. So I've been throwing up since midnight. Nasty case of the flu. Anyways it's 8am here in the eastern time zone and I was just wanted to say thanks for chillin with me while I violently throw up.
He doesn't have to cook now. Or do dishes.
Form of: starfish!
And the worst part to anyone else
Well I live off campus at home with my parents still soooooo FREE FOOD
Well a real student would be drunk confused miserable and simultaneously thrifty yet perfectly willing to spend way too much cash on useless crap. No I am really not okay right now
@LeafOnTheW1nd, tldr that dude can't be a student because he is way too happy, the enthusiasm should be mixed with a sense of a person contemplating what their life has become
He's fat. It'll be gone tomorrow.
What is that thing.