Dicktators out for harambe
@McVeeZee, I see what you did there
@McVeeZee, dick and tators out
@McVeeZee, Normally I downvote comments like this, but in your case, the pun was clever enough for me to let it slide.
FunnyPics family, it is time for me to call on you in my time of need. You have all helped others in the past when they've had emotional upheavals or medical problems, and I'm slightly having both.
For the past week or so, I've been experiencing a lot of pain in my "family jewels" and my lower abdomen. I've experienced discomfort in the region occasionally, but this is different and now I'm worried. I'm arranging a doctors appointment for within the next couple of days, but when I search online for what this might be, I don't find comfort. The things it might be scare me. I'm frightened I might not be able to have children one day. I'm scared because I don't know for sure what it is yet, and until I see a doctor, I'm not going to be able to rest or calm down. I'm paranoid and terrified. FunnyPics family, I need your support. I know that you probably aren't doctors (but hey if you are, even better!), but I would appreciate any and all emotional support. Thank you to all for reading
@HFSA, I'm sure you'll be fine. I know it might seem impossible, but until you know for certain what it is, you gotta stay positive. Wish the best for you dude.
@HFSA, I'll be praying for you.
HFSA, you are in my thoughts and prayers homie. You will end up fine :)!
@HFSA, So, I'm not a doctor, but a lot of my family members have had hernias, and they are really painful. I'd check for bulges in your pelvic region and also keep heavy physical activity to a minimum. Good luck my friend, any pain around the ol' gonads are freaky as heck.
@HFSA, had prior medical training, so I can give you the warning signs to go to the hospital/ER immediately: swelling and redness/hot to touch in the area. OR, continuous pain in the jewels WITH fever. As long as it's not either (or both) of those signs you're in the clear for a few days. Don't stress (easier said than done) and PLEASE try not to physically exert yourself. If it was a hernia you don't want to make it worse. If in school, have parents/guardian write a note that you are out of athletics until you see a doctor for this problem.
@HFSA, I got a check up one time with my friendly neighborhood Urologist and he found somthing and had it corrected wich saved me from potential prostate cancer later on in life. Its kinda awkward but im sure its weird for the doctor to so dont let it freak you out. Someones gota do it. Do your research see what others say first because I understand healthcare may not be free where your from.
@HFSA, freeze your future kids asap?
@HFSA, I had the same sort of symptoms a year ago (with the same feelings of fear you are having) it turned out to be a hernia which was painful but didn't effect my fertility. So try not to worry and try to relax stressing out will only make it worse:)
@HFSA, Maker speed your path
@HFSA, how old are you? Any other symptoms? Also, try not to worry about what you read on line as most jump to worst case scenarios. I've had some medical scares as well and when the anxiety kicks in it is easy to fall into the mindset that there are no other alternatives than the possibilities that you have found. So just remember that only the sith deal in absolutes
@HFSA, thoughts with you. Went through a similar thing years ago, and yeah it's scary. There are many things it could be, but get to the doc quick and get yourself checked out. It's all you can do.
Keep us updated, and as best you can, remain hopeful and at peace. Bro hugs.
To the down voters of HFSA... go fvck yourselves you miserable cvnts. What, being nice and supportive not edgy enough? Go play with razor blades...
@HFSA, honestly searching online for medical diagnosis is the worst thing you can do. You always end up thinking you have cancer and it's almost always something that too big of a deal. Best plan is doing what you're doing and seeing a doctor to get a actual diagnosis.
@TheMonkeyGod, thank you, not only to you but to everyone who commented and upvoted. You made me feel a little better and calmer about the situation. I shall keep you updated, and thanks TheMonkeyGod for that remark about my downvoters.
@HFSA, I'm going through the exact same thing. Hope you just have a prostate infection. 2 weeks of anti-biotics should clear it up. Prayers for your good health.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Hang on a second.
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
@Certified Pun Master, I read it faster in my head every time it said bee
@SosaVelez , I never heard that before, so I went to Google to double check. Turns out scientists do know how bees fly and it's within the known laws. Just Google "how do bees fly". I admit that the articles (at least the two I read) don't go into much detail, but the real proof is out there somewhere if anyone wants to search for it
It didn't START with a gorilla, but I feel like that's when America reachwd it's tipping point
You assume this year is over!? Puh-leeeze. This year has plenty more to dish out.
I don't like to celebrate people dying but this isn't a man worth anyones pity. Good riddance, and too bad your people aren't free yet.
Didn't realize 2016 started at the end of may and ended before December
Good f*ck that tyrant.
Still 33 days to go, don't count your eggs before they hatch
Its not ovr yet...