The real story is the asshole using flash photography in the movie theater
@Awesomrrific, yea what an inconsiderate fvck he's gonna get her caught and they'll confiscate her corn
It's not a question of what you sneak in with, but what you sneak out with. *casually slides claw game in pocket*
@Gamzee M, takes young usher to car
Well technically we all eat corn at the movies anyway
Are you watching 50 Shades of Grey?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Your mom looks ugly af
I once snuck in 14 mini oranges
This was in SanAntonio - I'm surprised she didn't have all the stuff to go with elotes! Mayo, chili, Parmesan, etc...
"I don't like the creamed corn they sell at the theatre, it's too crunchy"
If only their items were reasonably priced, then people wouldn't sneak in items. There is no reason why a candy bar should be 5 dollars when its 1 at walmart.
I used to sneak in booze. But then you just have to piss 5 times during the movie.
What an a-maize-ing snack
Well the king of town snuck in all you can eat fajitas
I once snuck in my entire dinner.
@A Math Dealer, we wrapped foil around 2 domino's pizzas and put the slices in zip locks, then got two 12 packs of Doss Equis and put them in my friends' bags to go see Deadpool. The rest of the theatre was jealous as hell, but everyone was cool about it.