The title was so misleading. There was only 10 jokes, and only one of them was about two lines.
@the fork, this made me laugh more than the picture.
@the fork, that took me so long to figure out
@the fork, When I saw the first joke I thought all them would be about two lines. I'm so disappointed.
@the fork, I am ashamed to admit I only just understood the joke!!!
@the fork, There "were" only 10 jokes.
12. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
@I am a horse, I just started reading the book about gravity, and I can't put it down!
11. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
@I am a horse, I had forgotten how boomerangs worked, then it hit me.
13. There are three types of people in the world:
Those that can count, and those that can't.
@SWAT, and those who can't, CORAL!
@SWAT, THREE TYPE CORAL
They're a lot funnier when you repeat the last line and add CORAL
*waits for the other 15 jokes to be uploaded*
I thought I knew how to count to 25, but now i'm not so sure.
Two antennas got married yesterday. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was great.
As a German I can assure you, that we are neither efficent nor funny
#2 plot twist: he lives in an actual fort
14 why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done.
Parallel lines only have two things in common. The direction and their length
#2 was the funniest probably
17 September 2014 #17September2014 #September2014
I got my dog neutered he can't come either.....
15 what did batman say to robin right before robin jumped into the car? Get in the car
Why can't hookers count to 70? Because 69 is a mouthful.
My legless dog will come when you use your mouth *mr bean face*
Number 5: Never skip leg day
Follow the fresh prints, Coralton!!!
I hope to lord that's nailed to his head.