Clearly you aren't
@Smash Like Gaston, *orgasms*
@Smash Like Gaston, i smell smoke.
Pretty sure this is Fassbender's goto pickup line.
@TheCaptn, funny thing though is it probably works.
@TheCaptn, it is
@TheGoogler, it does
I performed a legit social experiment for this way back in high school. I was nothing but nice to one girl and a total dickhead to another. Nice girl would barely notice my existence or care about me, girl I was mean to wouldn't stop trying to get my attention. It's stupid but works. Never believe girls when they say a nice guy, they just want an asshole that doesn't actually abuse them
@Silver6456, "omg you're such a dick, I'm done, I'm never talking to you again" *leave her texts and snapchats on read but never reply for a week* "hey I know you're mad but do you want to hangout or talk or something?" "I'm not mad, this is what being done is, but ok let's talk". In this situation you have unlimited bargaining power.
@Michael Fassbender, it's scarily true. Funnily enough, I asked another female friend to prom but she said no (I was always nice to her too). I said ok and ignored her existence entirely. After about a week she wouldn't stop texting and asking to hang out. That's when I realized it's also possible to go from nice to dick, but the girl was also kinda crazy so results will change
@Silver6456, neglect beats crazy
@Silver6456, based on his comments I know Fassbender knows this, but don't do this if you want to have a lasting relationship, or at least don't keep it up, but if you just want to fvck that is definitely the best way
@Scottles, you can get a lasting relationship, my method is just a good way to keep a bitch in place. After about 2-3 months if it's still happening then it'll never work out in the long term. Ignoring women makes them think about what they've done and since most of the time they're wrong they'll reflect on that and apologize
@Michael Fassbender, I meant straight up being a dick and telling them they aren't pretty and stuff, I ignore my wife quite a bit when she is being ridiculous and it works
@Scottles, right, I know there's a difference between being a dick sometimes and actually mean/abusive. It's not healthy to be legit mean to someone you care about