*deletes file "not porn"*
@KaijuKoitus, NOOOO STUPID VIRUS
@KaijuKoitus, what am I supposed to do with 2 extra terabytes if all my not porn is gone
@Kolarbear, start the quest again
Ok no. A real Albanian virus would not be this polite and the virus would only be able damage itself. And maybe light garbage on fire. But only once.
You sure this isn't a Canadian virus?
@Sajoro, Canadian viruses pop up saying "Sorry! So sorry!" and then clean up your disk drive and update your drivers for you.
So that's where it went...
Now I wonder if I can delete files safely without someone stealing my trash