Panties hit the ground harder then atom bombs
@KingofFunnypics, and kill everyone except you and you're happy that you have all the free time to read all the books you've ever wanted and then your glasses break
@Taquito Speedo, yes. My secret super attack. Panty drop supreme uranium overload edition
@Taquito Speedo, but... That's not fair. It's not fair!
@Awesomrrific, saddest. moment. ever.
@KingofFunnypics, then atom bombs what?
@Awesomrrific, I was thinking the same.
@KingofFunnypics, "there was time now!"
@Taquito Speedo, and now you've entered, the scary door
@KingofFunnypics, atom bombs never hit the ground they explode in midair to do more damage
@eleven, nah see, the panties act as the bullet in a little boy setup, which hit the ground so hard that they force atoms to fuse into uranium, before splitting said uranium. The subsequent multiple ground impact across the planet is sufficient to Crack the surface of the earth and free Balknaroth, lord of the ashen land.
It's hard core science.
@Strange Tamer, blow up. Like my up vote feed.
@Awesomrrific, there was time now! 😭
@Taquito Speedo, if I'm not mistaken your referencing a twilight episode right?
@Y0UR C0NSCIENCE, ye 😉👉
@Taquito Speedo, I appreciate the reference. Good job. :P
He puts the std in stud
@Lemmiwinks Kilmister, and all I need is U 😎👉👉
interesting pick up line, for all lauras in the world ;)
*sits back in chair and looks down the road*...Daaaaaaaaaamn!.
Ill take "staged" for 500 please.
And then he assassinated her
Smooth as slick
Then raid her tomb ;)
That was the smoothest thing I've ever read
This seems...too perfect
Smooth as butter
Tip my hat off to that line
You can hear the panties dropping from here