As the first one here I want too take this chance to say Merry Christmas everyone
@Xerkky, im offended
@Xerkky, not really tho, please no one get butt hurt
@Woggboii, I'm more offended by the usage of the word "first"
@Xerkky, Merry Christmas!
@Dr Potato, or whatever else you do... Just have a good December, how bout that?
@The Almighty Potwoto, Are you butt hurt or just acting?
@Xerkky, merry Xmas from Oz
@Xerkky, Happy Winter Solstice celebration, Yule, Saturnalia, Dies Natalis Solis Invicti, etc. I still say Merry Christmas to anyone who says it to me, I just enjoy ruffling some jimmies.
@Woggboii, I'm amused at the idea that you had to clarify
@Woggboii, my manager made take down my Christmas decorations on my desk I don't get how "Merry Christmas" can offend anyone. Like "happy Hanukkah" wouldn't offend me or "happy kwanza" or even "happy insert some satanic holiday here".
@Just a doctor , merry chrismahaunakwanzaka!
@Just a doctor , it doesn't actually offend anyone other than sjw's who are out to protect everyone's feelings... even if people don't want to be protected.
@Just a doctor , I think it's more that people are worried that someone else will get offended - so they're basically getting offended by proxy even if no one actually gets offended. (Yes, that's as dumb as it sounds).
Also, what is kwanza?
@Xerkky, pretty much a "first" that is acceptable
@Nellybert , it is a holiday tradition from africa I think
Sent to hell just for cheating on a test in elementary school? Well, I am screwed
@thesideboobhour, no app you need to do is repent for your sins and technically you can still go to heaven
It's a stupid system
Eternal punishment in the first place nullifys any point in it
And then they literally put in a clause that all you have to do is recognize your "sins" and "repent" for them and you can still go to heaven no matter what you do
Hitler literally could go to heaven
@carguy25, you can't be fake and I don't think hitter regretted his life choices
@carguy25, you actually have to feel remorse for them though
@alejdran, no but there is literally still the possibility
It also doesn't change the fact that eternal punishment defeats the entire purpose of punishment itself
Hello, this is hell, I am the devil, though you may call me Toby...
Welcome to hell, enjoy the smell.
@the one who creeps, Mama, we all go to hell, mama, we all go to hell, it's really quite pleasant except for the smell, mama, we all go to heeeelllll
Heat rises but wouldnt flames be the hottest part still?
Actually, heat cools down over time (which is how refrigeration works, just with help form cooled air) and the seventh level is directly above the fire, where the heat has the shortest time to cool. Therefore, the first level is the coldest. You'd know if you passed 3rd grade science.
Somewhat relevant story time. I was in my accounting class taking our final exam about a week ago. This exam was fairly easy and most people who paid attention in class would pass. So we're all sitting in class silently taking our tests, when suddenly Siri's voice rises out of the silence like a beacon signaling this poor students doom as it read aloud one of the test answers. Every head in that room turned to look at that poor soul at he raised his hands to his face, muttering but one thing: "Oh shït..." Immediately the professor requested for his incomplete exam to be turned in and that young man's semester was over, doomed to repeat the class (if he isn't reported to the academic board for cheating). So yeah, that happened. Poor guy. Shouldn't have cheated though.
The source is actually the hottest part