Damñ Noah lay off the weed
@Mighty Midget, he's on that burning bush
@Mighty Midget, what do you think the "olive branch" was that the bird brought him
@ItsTrue, *hits blunt*
"Dude... we should build a boat... like, a huge boat. And put two of every animal on it. That way, if it ever rains and floods the earth, we can start over again."
"Noah, it's literally never even rained before. You have a serious problem."
@DividedAlliance, *forgets to bring women*
I thought the boat was a hot dog at first
Xavier or Xaiver? Pick one, Buddy.
All dogs are inherently good.
@mas2de, that's why they go to heaven
At first I was thinking, "God's laws don't apply to animals and so they can't really be evil." But then I realized the pun was absolutely beautiful
@AnonymousCrab, aren't humans animals?
@DaddyWurzel, that comes down to taxonomy.
But still animal rather than plant.
Although brain dead are often decried as vegetables, but I'm sure that doesn't count.
Wait! Why did they spell "Xavier" right the first time but then butchered it the second time?
He's a good bouy bront
Beardy looks high.