When you have your gay and your partner has a gigantic dick
@Not a doggo, wtf did I just wrote. Christmas parties amirite
@Not a doggo, are you kidding me
@Not a doggo, have you been drinking tonight?
@Guy Fawkes, I don't think he stopped
@Not a doggo, Amature
@Michael Fassbender, *amateur (couldn't help it, sorry)
@Pubmarine Shamwich, don't be sorry for making things better.
@Not a doggo, you were a top user in January! We have tried to email you but unfortunately did not get a response. Please contact firstname.lastname@example.org as soon as possible. Thanks!
Not in my house!
@Agent Fox Mulder, boat*
When an ugly girl try's talking to you
@Michael Fassbender, I'm at the point where no one talks to me so, that would be amazing
@Pensi, wtf who down voted our Lord and savior Pensi..?
"Hey buddy... can I borrow $5..."
"Oh HELL NO!!"
Fishy Friend Just got denied.
The great mississippi river full of asian carp right there
I don't have annoying friends. I am the annoying friend.
He try's to make joke's but fail's.
I'm surprised no one commented than another fish magically appears in the background
@Soon, they actually jumped out of the water at the same time
@Soon, I'm surprised nobody has commented that he used a boomerang.
@Berntley, it could only be more Australian if there were several dingos and a can of o'douls in a tilly hat