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@ImNotRacistBut, Holy guacamole that is by far THE best and most plausible theory I have EVER heard as an explanation for videogame logic. Bravo!
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@ImNotRacistBut, nerd
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@ImNotRacistBut, calculus was discovered by Newton 2000 years later than it actually was by an Indian guy because of jealousy and no one taking the guy seriously at the time. I forget the guy's name but we could've literally been sailing other galaxies by now
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@ImNotRacistBut, the library of Alexandria. At the time, Alexandria was a major trading port in the Mediterranean, and every book that passed through was painstakingly copied and stored in the library. The kings of the Ptolemaic dynasty also funded expeditions to book fairs (yes, those nerd-fests existed even back then) across the known world to bring back knowledge to the library. Its destruction is arguably one of the greatest tragedies of antiquity
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@ImNotRacistBut, the library of Alexandria, maybe. You never know, your mom liked to hang about with Caesar
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@Mandomness, that's it! Thanks for the refresher!
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@ImNotRacistBut, they uncovered another ancient tomb, my god, they mastered your mom jokes centuries ago!
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@ImNotRacistBut, oh what's this? An inscription! "SEND NVDES"
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@orion55, typical
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Unlocks masterfully crafted lock in ancient underground dungeon, finds gold pieces of current era and an apple
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@Mendicant Bias, I'd eat that apple... I mean you can eat anything at least once
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@Mendicant Bias, that gold piece is actually from 2 eras ago. The Septim has been the currency of tamriel since Tiber Septim and it's perfectly believable that they're in ancient Nordic tombs as Tiber Septim was an ancient nord.
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After 2 years of silently browsing funny pics, i finally made a account. Now I'm finally able to share my opinion no one cares about.
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Shoots two guns at the same time and successfully hits something
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Almost die of drowning , drink water to regain health
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Damn I remember when this was posted when the last tomb raider game was released
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Shot multiple times with bullets, arrows and explosives, heals instantly with bandages and leaves
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In the most recent game you find ancient medicinal and climbing techniques as well as parts to an ancient bow. Gun parts are found in lockboxs Controlled by trinity in their camps. This is false
I remember learning in high school that an ancient library was completely destroyed. If the knowledge preserved there had been available to us we may be 200 years ahead of where we are now technologically speaking. Perhaps machine guns and upgrades existed before I did your mom.