dafuq did i just read?
I stopped reading after EPIC PARADOX
At first I was like "REPOAST!" But then I was like "Oh." And then I scrolled down, and scrolled down, and scrolled down, and I was like "Umm no!"
I feel like I watched another episode of Death Note.
Dude. It was a joke.
Who didn't know ^^he was omniscient?
Easier answer: IT'S A CARTOON!
i saw all the words and skipped to "point of fact: pinocchio is omnipotent
This my fellow commenters is a classic case of over analysis
To lazy to read that
TL; DR, if he's surprised that it didn't grow, it won't grow unless he was intentionally lying.
My thoughts exactly!
I don't think I follow..
@battlebill omniscient means he's all knowing. it says omnipotent, which means all powerful.
Are you Hussie?
Wow. That deer is really teal
Omnipotent: Means god or high level of power. I'm doubting a doll that wishes to be a boy can be got or could overpower the average human.
This is false because the universe would grow his nose not necessarily for lying
Yeah! Science bitch!
@Penis Sprinkles, nice name. Penis Sprinkles. Lol
The fact that I understood all that makes me feel smart
No, we have to extrapolate for the sake of the paradox that whatever Pinocchio says he believes is complete arbitrary truth. So if he says he is lying he thus believes he is lying, inciting this paradox. The long drawn out "correction" is indicative of a pretentious transient state of mind which is really really obnoxious.