@Jaximum Power, did you just assume it's gender?!
@Jaximum Power, #goodboy2020
@Jaximum Power, #makeamericadogagain
@Magical Miser, Wouldn't you say make America a good boy again.
I'd vote puppy!!
@Naughtyboob, the sex would get weird though
@The forest, you'd just have to go back to Palmala
Him: why r u deleting those emails??
Her: its just garbage
@Deleted, *checks emails.
"Trash. Trash. Junk mail. Spam. Hey DMV! Oh from 2006. Junk mail. DFA petition. Fine. You win this round."
Go with the puppy, she won't *sniff* take you back if you chose her now
*starts to cry*
Plot twist: The Russians interfere with the election and he gets stuck with the in-laws for four years.