Uhhhhhhhh I'll just look at the menu, wait, what was that 7th one?
When they explain a Brut but you don't know the difference between a Riesling and a Syrah
Make sure not to list prices but make sure you let me know which is your favorite please.
Is fapping a facial expression on the face?
He's just waiting for the waiter
Just stare with an eye twitch, they usually stop and leave, problem solved