Asians are even better at not doing work than we are! is there anything we can do better?
@i am sand , drive
@i am sand , they can't lose better than us
@i am sand , Bigger.. Erm.. *cough* pencils.
@Warm Buttery Toast, lol you have a pencil dick?
@Your Dankest Secret, No, I have a bigger pencil.
@Warm Buttery Toast, a bigger pencil dick?
@efil ym kcvF, Even bigger.
@Warm Buttery Toast, im sure an Asian can do more arithmetic with even a small pencil
@Your Dankest Secret, but why settle for a small pencil for arithmetic when you can do so much more with a bigger one?
@Warm Buttery Toast, it's like trucks. Just because you have a big pencil doesn't mean you're very smart
@Your Dankest Secret, You don't have to be very smart to know you're better at using trucks and pencils.
@Warm Buttery Toast, yeah but everyone can tell you're compensating
@Your Dankest Secret, Not when it's well known bigger pencils last longer and are better.
@Warm Buttery Toast, *flops magnum pen on the table* beat that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@i am sand , They can't drop nukes like us.
@Your Dankest Secret, Okay okay! You win. Not everyone is gifted with the mighty pen.
@Your Dankest Secret, they made a car that can drive itself
@Skateboarding Hippie, so even cars drive themselves better than Asians?
@i am sand , see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Ride a roller coaster you know because of the whole height thing, pass up a vending machine of used panties, dunk, drive, impress their fathers, see their own eyes you know because of the whole squinty thing or win wet tshirt competitions because of the whole small boobs thing. I assume there are others. Ps I should note I used general stereotypes that may or may not be true solely for my own entertainment not that I believe them to be true if I offended anyone just know I am sorryish
@i am sand , wars
@i am sand , we can speak English better than they can
@i am sand , they have us beat in building walls to keep people out too
@Your Dankest Secret, that's not true, Asians are amazing drivers. They're just punk rock about it. Ever been to Asia? I've seen a guy driving a motorcycle with a trailer with 50 chickens. He cut off 2 semis in between each other on a bombed out bridge and didn't lose the ash off his cigarette.
@i am sand , drop bombs
You're at work playing games?!
I'm gonna catch you.. Now!!
Oh, I'm sorry I accused you
the higher your APM the faster you can alt+tab
Huh? Is that a REPOST? ...Funny, could've sworn I saw a REPOST? ...ok this time I'll catch the REPOST? No? I guess it's not *walks away*
Whew good thing we had those subtitles eh?
When you've trained as a God-tier ninja but only want to play computer games
Porn just be a breeze for this guy
Guys I have had a bad past couple days, my car just broke down and I don't know what to do... I have a job to start in two weeks. I always come here to feel better. I love this community and thank you for making me laugh!
@mickiehutch, Bummer. Learn to fix your car yourself. Start small. Oil changes and whatnot. Hope all goes well and picks up with that new job.
@mas2de, the motor was shot.... it was a 98 car it has been on its way out for a while..... I just wish I was able to save up money first you know. And thanks
Does anyone out there know what the captions say?
Me playing clash royale at work