I'll take that death by snu-snu.
@TennesseeCousinLover, oh yeah! *gets crotch smashed to dust
@TennesseeCousinLover, someone wanna talk ab life with me 😭😭😔😔 not worth living anymore
@TennesseeCousinLover, jus been a really hard time lately
@killzone, dude/dude-ella don't say that. Life is very tough sometimes, and it's not always fun. But you are somebody that matters to more people then you will ever realize.
What's been causing you problems?
@killzone, hang in there. You gotta find a reason to live. And the simplest one is "well, I'm already alive". Life isn't always fun and it's argued there's no meaning at all. But since we know for sure you can find happiness in life, might as well stay alive, we don't know shjt about death.
@killzone, I've been living on empty for a long time* I know how you feel.
5'2" here. I hate being short because it automatically makes me "cute". I just want to be called beautiful sometimes. I'm not a damn kitten.
@SCBeauty, SC. You are Beautiful.
@SCBeauty, You're cute, and beautiful, and also nice and funny and pretty. Too smart to mention, and all around fun to be with. We wish we could be as giving and considerate as you. You're trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent. A scholar among men, and angel among saints. You're my hero.
@Jdrawer, That's sweet... Kinda disturbing. You're not gonna peel my skin off and wear it as a coat, are you? Cause it's really freakin' cold here, and I haven't been putting enough lotion on my skin. I guess I'm trying to say I think I'd be a realllllly bad coat.
@Jdrawer, Can you whisper that to my ear.
@Chuanshuopanda, *whispers in your ear* What he said.
@SCBeauty, *takes notes* -Girls are not kittens.
@SCBeauty, you can have some of my height! I'm 5'9" :(
@SCBeauty, 👧/😼, 🛶, s-----$- ( best fishing rod I can think of with my time), 🐡 attention fishy. Bubble bubble.
@SCBeauty, lol I'm also 5'2
@SCBeauty, honey you're so, so beautiful, and I really mean that
@A pet named Steve, I try to remind you how gorgeous I think you are about once a week. In case I haven't yet this week, just let me say it now: You are STUNNING, my friend.
@SCBeauty, that means a lot thank you so much ♥
@mssj7000, except the kitten ones. Don't piss them off by calling them not-kittens. They'll scratch you half to death. Ferociously cutely though.
@Im Mom, 5'9" is a Great height. Especially for a beautiful Mom.
@mas2de, d'aww thanks lol
@Chuanshuopanda, *whisper* ctrl+c, ctrl+v
@SCBeauty, Nah, but my friend Mike disagrees. Besides, there are other ways to stay warm. Lenny, no! Stay back!
@Jdrawer, Nice "Of Mice and Men" reference. +1. :)
@SCBeauty, Google "Lenny face." Sadly, that was the reference.
@Jdrawer, I'll just take that +1 back. :(
@SCBeauty, aw, how cute. The human thinks she's not a cat
@SCBeauty, you're not a kitten? Oh, uh, I gotta go delete some pictures...
@A pet named Steve, I can feel all our periods synchronizing
@ZeLadyBoss, truly the highest level of a lady community is being achieved by this
@A pet named Steve, indeed! Little did the men know ,the ladies are coming and watch out when we're all synchronize ....Savagery is coming!
@Prince super Vegeta , well aren't you mostly just a monkey?
@ZeLadyBoss, *Makes cross of 1lb Ghirardelli chocolate bars and midol. Puts The Notebook on the projector, opens 4 bottles of wine, sets out large box of pads, busts out all the warm blankets and pillows and makes a big casserole. Then depending on the mood after serving dessert ice cream either cuddles all of you and rubs your shoulders and lower backs or runs like Hell.*
@mas2de, and that's how you make them panties drop 😎
@A pet named Steve,
@ZeLadyBoss, Yes! *afraid of the wrath of a shunned woman.*
Actually in the shower is about the best place to ride the red tide 😉
@mas2de, That's possibly the sweetest thing I've ever heard. Can mine be a blanket fort with potato chips and vodka?
@mas2de, *note taking intensifies*
@SCBeauty, Anything you want gorgeous. *Welds together BAMF blanket and pillow fort, complete with Kettle chip dispenser so the bag(s) are nowhere in sight and Stoli dispenser. And of course Gatorade and ice and water.*
@mssj7000, *psst. C-can I borrow those from you later. I know stupid but I can't find my pen. I think mrags the downvote troll stole it.
Thanks. You're awesome bro. Shots for you too!
@mas2de, sorry. mrags26, and I guess they're just displeased with all the support here in this one thread. Not really a troll.
@mas2de, Oh for sure. But I don't know why you'd need them. I was actually taking notes from you. And also, you saw that "trend" too? I don't know what rustles them.
@SCBeauty, your username is a bit of a giveaway. :)
@TheMightyImp, TYRION LANNISTER?!?
Check out those comments.
@SCBeauty, My hours are 11:30-6:30 PST. Bring no weapons. I'll have an officer friend nearby.
OK, so I won't have that.
@SCBeauty, So, am I allowed to pick you up and carry you or not?
@Gamasennin, Sure! :)
@SCBeauty, At least a short girl will be called cute but a shorter dude like me, who's 5'4" gets called a midget or a manlet.
@MrAlphabetSoup, Perfect height to dick-punch the tall assholes.
@SCBeauty, You is smart. You is kind. You is important.
@Trve Shad, Always a quality quote. A+
@SCBeauty, you must be this tall to feel good about yourself. #murica
@SCBeauty, cheer up, at least you'll never be decapitated on a children's ride.
@SCBeauty, At least no one's called you ugly
@SCBeauty, jdrawer just gave you the Boy Scout law XD
Didn't know the cheerleaders were so tall
@venom punished snake, short volleyball babes can shoot the ball up Under the net. Highly advantageous.
Do those legs go all the way up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'll take all of them
All I see is a line of Fine.
If that's a normal height thermostat in the background the middle girls are just extra short and the tall girls are average.
Im 5'7 so I wonder where I am on the scale?
@Racheljane1986, about the perfect height for a 6' to 6'5" lover. Good chin rest height but not so low they have to bend down. Can cuddle standing up quite well. And laying down it's a good height for laying on their chest.
I speak from experience with my Good woman.
As a 5'1" cheerleader this speaks to me
Work what life gave us. And as a 5'1" cheerleader, life probably gave you a lot to work with in a concentrated and convenient package.
I hate being tall cause look how cute the small ones look
@CaitlinNoel, The tall ones are hella cute! Smokin too. Walked past my CSU's gym last semester while the volleyball babes were practicing. Never seen so many gorgeous women nearly a head taller than me in my life. Didn't know they made that many of them.
@CaitlinNoel, tall can still be "cute!" It's in the packaging.
@Mark Twains ghost, lol fine just my tall ass aint cute lol!
@CaitlinNoel, same 😩. But you're probably hard on yourself and better looking than you give yourself credit for.
(I wonder if that same logic might apply to me..... I'M GORGEOUS!!!
*Comes back later crushed.* Nevermind. I'll stick with just alright looking. Well I still have a very nice butt (so I'm told) and I have a good head on my shoulders and a good life going, and my strength and health. Good luck to us all.)
Damn, those are some tall cheerleaders!
Need a banana for scale.
@Psyknis, here, use mine.
No don't touch it!
OK, touch it.
There's two types of guys here. The ones that would go for the taller girls, and the ones that just added new search terms to their collection.
Did you just assume they have genders?
This looks like the beginning of a fantastic p*rn movie! Ha!
*lowers glasses slightly*
Unless those taller girls are like 7+ feet tall I'd wager this is probably edited.
When does the fight begin?
Why not both?