No such thing as personal space when you're a parent, Mr. Cat, better start learning dad jokes so the kids will hate being around you
@Weeee, wait THAT'S the purpose of dad jokes??
@A pet named Steve, no. We think they're actually funny. Despite all protests from our loved ones. Gotta amuse ourselves somehow.
@Weeee, either that or you can go out to buy cigarettes for 30 years then come back to hang out with a son that has become a professional NASCAR driver.
@A pet named Steve, No! Don't you listen to him. Dad jokes come from the heart. It's at those opportune moments that dads feel the bliss of being dads.
@mas2de, my dad's favorite thing to do is talk about old TV shows that come on and tell us everyone who died. He's only 56--- every single show he talks about people related to it that are dead, people on it who are dead, or people he hates that he WANTS dead. Gilligan's Island... "oh The Professor did this/that/other show... he's DEAD now. Little buddy Gilligan? Completely dead. Mary Jane was so much prettier than Ginger. She's dead, you know..."
@SchroedingerPussPuss, *Voice of Grug Crood* "And everybody Died! The end."
I can relate, however, it was really awkward when my kids walked into that strip club and found me.
I like how they all look like dad so there's no denying they're his.
God I love this show! It was on animal planet and it's called "too cute". Been watching one a night for a while. It's puppies and kittens.
@Lionsong, it's season 2 episode 2 if anyone wants to find it. Called "Jungle Kitties and Baby Skunks"
When younger cousin's vist
@Da one, when anyone visits
OMG I will never stop reblogging this until I literally die.
@CrazyRightWinger, #NO #YOU #HAVE #TO #TYPE #IN #ALL #CAPS #AND #HASHTAG #EVERY #WORD
Imagine a world where people talk in real life like how they do on Tumblr :O
What if I turned on the faucet?