If this isn't love then I've been doing it wrong for awhile
@DividedAlliance, My old boss once told me that if you lick her chocolate starfish she'll never want any other man. In more vulgar and funnier words.
Words I live by today.
Working for a flower shop can sometimes be interesting
I'm Quite happy with the current Top Commenters list! It's my first time here. I think. Thank you @Your Dankest Secret, @SCBeauty, @A Pet Named Steve, you're all awesome and I'm glad to be part of this community with you all.
And thank you to voters like @Green Stream, @Captain Ditship, @Matches Malone, and all you other users.
@mas2de, as someone not on the top commenter list, I find your comment exclusive and elitist, and I'm triggered.
@Donald Trump, You're still a Top Voter. Which I am not. You're still a 1%
One town over from me
@sagelanza, sup, I'm in Norwich
Put it in a really baroque font too.
This is real love..
I worked here at Christmas time, on the jewelry side. Some bought a beautiful silver ring, and had the inside engraved with "Go Fjck Yourself"
Plot twist: that was the name of the item she bought