What a stony face. It's all dot matrix and brushed on. Told her not to paint her face that thick. She's gonna stay looking old for centuries.
@mas2de, guys. Help! I think the pun sniper is sneaking around my house.
@mas2de, I'm hiding in the bathtub because it has the best bullet protection in the house and there's no windows.
@mas2de, maybe I shouldn't have commented that last one.
Guys! Hurry! Please!
@mas2de, you dead dude.
@CaptainTucker, I think he's gone. Weird though that this rocking chair is moving.
As the red eyes peered out from the darkness, I could feel a dankness surrounding me. It smelled like ocean water and million year old seaweed. Then, in a flash it was all gone again. Like it was never there at all. But the chair still rocked and the swing set outside was creaking. As if it were saying "Save. Me. Save. Me." I trembled and quaked and quickly reached for my shotgun.
But it was empty.
I clamored for the shells but they too were gone. It was now just a beatin' stick. As good as a salt lick against a cow. Then, a single she'll rolled out from the darkness. And the voice rumbled out through some titanic teeth and asked me, while I quaked there nearly wetting myself, "Can I borrow 'bout tree Diddy from y'all?"
I stood there dumbstruck for a moment and it said "I'll pay ya back this time I swear."
Well I just Flew in anger. That Damned Loch Ness monsta again. "You
@mas2de, Still Owe me ten fiddy Foo!" I yelled. I ran at him to eat him with my beating stick shot gun but the darned thing went off in muh hands and Bam! Shot my floor clean through. Guess I was so scared I forgot to see if'n it were loaded. By then that danged monsta from the Mesozoic era had runn offt and left me there stupified and angry.
@mas2de, fvçk my fvçking autocorrect. Holy shjtballs dude. What in tarnation are you programed to correct and not correct! Figure it out dammit! And quit changing all my words and then not helping me with the next friggin work. You Suck! Quit! Damflabbit! Sucking!
You're still fvçking doing it! I SAID SUCKING. HOW DID YOU GET "SO" FROM "SUCKING"!? STAAAAAAHPPPP!
@mas2de, *Yosemite Sam voice* "Iiiiiii hate you."
@mas2de, you have way too much fvcking time in your hand
She looks stoned af bottom right
Treat yo girl like the fine piece of art she is
@Your Dankest Secret, Other words my old boss told me: "Don't put the pussy on a pedestal." Cats knock expensive and fragile stuff off of high places.
How very fücking interesting 😴