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I had a cat that got so fat, that it couldn't clean itself. We tried to feed it less, and it started catching mice and eating the top half. Just the top half.
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@Pope Temporal, By top half do you mean the head and front legs or the top of its head and its back?
@CrowbarKnight, didn't think of that but now I want to know too.
@CrowbarKnight, depends on how it wears it shirt
@Your Dankest Secret, oh shjt you right
@CrowbarKnight, if a dog wore pants would he wear them with all four legs or only the back two?
@heavenly potato, all four imo
@CrowbarKnight, I mean head and torso (and it sucked the entrails of the ace)
@CrowbarKnight, if mice wore pants...
@Pope Temporal, what was this Roman emperor feline named?
@heavenly potato, oh no, not this again
@Pope Temporal, *Nathan explosion voice* Metal
@Hoovnasty, snowball
What I look like trying to get in shape
When u try to finger your a$$ for the first time
@StarsAyyy, *but you too fat. Can relate
So close yet so far
"Ow, ow, ow... I pulled a hammy!"
When people ask me if I stretch
This is how I fist my own butt, too.
T H I C C
My spirit animal
What I look like trying to trim my pubes.
It's becoming human.
"Yeah, take a look at that sjit"
That's me when I'm high
#gif
When your an independent cat who don't need no man
I had a cat that got so fat, that it couldn't clean itself. We tried to feed it less, and it started catching mice and eating the top half. Just the top half.