My parents didnt fvck around when I was a kid, they told me straight where babies came from and that santa didnt exist the first time I asked. The next day I got sent home because I was telling all the other kids my discovery (it was close to christmas time, so about santa not being real) and the entire class was in an uproar of anger and tears. I started a riot when I was 4 get on my level
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, A bunch of children crying because you challenged their beliefs...Are you sure you weren't on the internet?
@SimonPetrikov, rofl!!!! That made my day man
@SimonPetrikov, sounds more like the church
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, when I was in preschool I put a giant tire around my waist, ran into another child, and launched them 15 feet across the grass. I felt like a badass; my parents felt like they should've used a condom.
@SimonPetrikov, those who would become the Internet, yea
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, ur parents og AF
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, gfu kid
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, your story is SOO similar to mine I thought I was reading an old post, I did the same thing, except it was in bible class and after that they asked my mom to look for another church! Lol
@Todamnfunny, that's both hilarious and concerning. I look down on any person or group that would punish knowledge and reward ignorance.
@I Are Lebo, exactly, but honestly, im just happy I have this memory to think back on I still laugh today about it!
@Todamnfunny, well, the best stories are usually the worst to live through
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, what would u do now in the future with your own kids
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, Had a conversation with a college mate about why she didnt believe in a god and the reason was because after growing up and hearing about santa easter bunny etc and then later on finding out that it was all a lie she assumed god wasnt
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, I did that too.
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, my parents have always treated my siblings and I as adults growing up, it's fvcking awesome
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, I was on the same boat except in third grade I told a bunch of kids what masterbating was and a kid got suspended for doing it in class.
@Donald Trump, Have you ever gotten a ball massage from Ivanka?
@K1lgore, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know whether she hasn't probably done that if that indeed wasn't what she hasn't done.
@Donald Trump, hmmm. Maybe you should leave that lie to Kellyanne. She'll make it sound good if you don't think about it whatsoever. It's her tone of voice I think.
reason #243 why im never having children
Incest.... Yeah i'll be leaving