How do you explain this to the cops? "Sir we have reports yo you doing this,explain" oh I just wanted to throw out my old tree "what about the bloody hoodie" oh I bet you've never used ketchup as lube in a hotdog orgy have you? "Sunglasses and looking suspicious?" I had an awkward boner I didn't want anybody to see...
The neighbours will all think "yup, they must have played monopoly over the holidays too."
Then change your Facebook status to single
Welcome to how to go to jail 101
Haha no no it was just a joke, see its a tree! *later starts stacking more bags in the pile.
Step 5 Get arrested because you actually put a real body in there
Hold my beer
@BossCraftGames, *spills it
Finally body dump times I have had a huge back inventory
@Lastmanonearth, um what
@Lastmanonearth, at first I read "black" inventory and I honestly got a little excited to see how everyone would react.
@DividedAlliance, I feel terrible for laughing at that