Just saw the exact same thing! but with a baby
@Don Taco, funny I didn't know there were fedoras for ba- wait a second.
@Don Taco, who did?
Once I was gonna buy a fedora and like a green lantern shirt. When I was a freshmen in HighSchool. Thinking I would look SUPER cool. But my GF (Wife) told me not to go down that path.
@K2SO, you were saved
@K2SO, I would say put a ring on it... but you clearly have things under control.
@K2SO, I was like "I don't remember posting this comment" then I saw the truth
@K2S0, Get out of here you charlatan!!!!
@K2SO, @K2S0, what
@K2SO, I think I'll stay. You don't seem to use it too much
@K2S0, I'm Not Very Optimistic About your Odds.
@K2SO, I'm Not very OPtimisTic abOut Your RanDom CaPItalIzATioN
@K2S0, I Find That Answer Vague And Unconvincing.
@K2SO, I believe your doctor said the same after asking about your sexual activity
@K2S0, I'm a Imperial security droid. I have no genitals for such matters. And thus I am the real K2SO.
@K2SO, you're the real k2so because your name actually has an o and not a 0. Although nice to meet the user who's name I wanted
@K2S0, You can have the name. I went back to my original form.
But M'lady, it's M'fedorah. How can you expect M'e to go out without M'fedorah?
Guy talking to his waifu pillow in public.
@ archiethesailor, I demand more random dirty jokes from the sailor!
@Murphlins, How about a story? A classic from 4Chan. Tell me if you've seen this one before.
They kick down my door
I have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling
Just in case this day ever came
They fight their way through the dongs
There are casualties
They bust down my bedroom door
I'm wearing a g-string
Covering myself in olive oil
Extra oil on my balls
Start playing with my nipples
Say "your move Mr. Lawman"
They'll never be the same.
I hope you're OK with the fact that this isn't something I came up with. It's just the first thing I could think of that was dirty. My jokes tend to be made in the moment.
I'm just gunna call it: this is fake.
@Radically Irrational, yeah there's no way that dude had a GF in the first place.
Cuz class is for men, and swag is for boys!
Impossible. Cant have a girlfriend while simultaneously owning a fedora.
I don't get it.
"I cannot m'lady"
Yeah cause it's a fedora