Has she also got a promotion at work?
@The next plague, or maybe better grades?
@The next plague, it'll be hard to swallow that news
@The next plague, or she is just in it for the glory
@RMB, what makes u think she's Asian? ;)
@RMB, classy. Subtle. I like it.
I'd get it checked out. I hear it's a common symptom of a disease affecting young women these days, called imawhoreculosis or ishouldprobablystopsuckingdickforfiveminutesitis. But even worse than that is myboyfriendisadumbassosis
It's StreptoCOCKus bacteria. I'm gunna have to a do a test ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I searched the symptoms up on google and it directed me to pornhub??
...I'm gonna tell him
@The Goshdarn Batman, No. He must learn on his own.
@The Goshdarn Batman, well, he's asking a question, so someone should. Her girlfriend should really stop gardening without a kneepad and lack of allergy meds.
@The Goshdarn Batman, don't you dare.
Yeah, i can help. Send her on over to my crib. I will let you know how it goes
It seems that she may have Blowjobites but I'll need more information.
Has your girlfriend had any of these symptoms recently?
Promotion at work
Gets really tense at the mention of PornHub
Yeah sure, send her over to my office. I know just the thing.
I volunteer as tribute!!!
From kneeing children and taking huge dabs
Your mom had the same illness, ask your dad how to fix it