So, my wife picked up my daughter from her friend's house earlier. She was there for a birthday party and kind of late, so we sent her to bed right after dinner. At some point, while I was watching TV, she tugged on my shirt sleeve and said "Daddy." I turned and asked her what she wanted. She said "it's my birthday next month, guess how old I'm going to be." I say "I don't know, how old?" She smiled and held up four fingers. My wife and I don't know where she got them and she refuses to tell us. Anyone have any advice?
@ archiethesailor, help her hide the body
@ archiethesailor, *hands shovel*
@ archiethesailor, Bleach one to remove her/your DNA and leave it somewhere it'll be found - tip off the media and hope that the police can identify the victim from the fingerprint. Once you know who they belong to it might help you figure out where your daughter got the fingers from and if you need to go dispose of any more evidence.
@ archiethesailor, took me several rereads to understand, thats some funny stuff tho lmao
@Stalingrad, try being high and reading it, confusing and then scary stuff...
@ archiethesailor, I've read this several times and I still don't see where the problem is?
@ archiethesailor, that's some chili stuff. As in fingers in chili
@ archiethesailor, not sure if your daughter took someone else's fingers or if you took hers and are confused on how she got them back
@Yamanipanuchi, She held up four fingers and I don't know where she got them. I'm saying they weren't her fingers that she held up.
@ archiethesailor, #bestcomments
Is that John Mulaney?
@The Silver Queen, yup
*comes back in with a Big Black Dildo*
@Bow To Your Senpai, Plops it down on the Island. The studio audience laughs.
Suicide is no laughing matter. Neither is practicing proper gun safety. Also... You should find out why an audience is in your home laughing on cue at the things you say...
What show is this?
@Not him again, think it's called Mulaney. Not a good show from what I hear.
IS THAT JOHN MULANEY *gasp*WHAT SHOW IS THIS
@Bloated Urethra, believe it's his sitcom, just called "Mulaney." It was a massive flop; he makes a better comedian (my favorite).
Hitler also found a solution
God I would love a bj from her.
This show was suppppppperrr awful. I love John Mulaney, but sitcoms are not the way to go with him.
Is it just me or does the guy in the last frame look like John Mulaney?
@iDontEvenKnowAnymore, I can't tell if this is a joke or not