D.E.A (drinking enthusiast anonymous)
Iike my dad always says: im not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to aa meetings... And aa is for quiters
Okay on a little bit of a related note, I nearly lost an eye yesterday. And my friend and I were talking and I said we'll at least I could wear a monocle, and an eyepatch. Then she said with a long peg leg and high heels, and we both said, "Classy Pirate!" So yeah I am a classy pirate now.
Pic found in random section on July 17th, 2013.