reading those is as close to going to church for meee.
@Beautiful, hi baby me!
Excuse me spongebob, you are stupid. Religion is choice. Stfu this is supposed to be a funny pics app not a crusade
@spongebob: what about, oh I don't knooow.... Christianity?!
I want to goto those churches to see what the sermons are like.
Jesus touched me
Why is everyone a damn atheist on here
@BlTCH, that's a good question...it's because they are stupid and think science can prove everything which it can't prove anything
Okay, I know you're meant to love Jesus, but this is a bit too far
Once at my local church they had "there are some questions that cannot be answered by Google"
@Spongebob Jizzpants, if you're a Protestant you then go inti sections of it such as Methodist, Seventh Day Advebtist, Babtist, etc... But if you're Catholic you're Catholic. Like Orthdox you're Russian, Eastern, Ethopian, etc... they're alike a lot but differ to a small extent.
@Spencer Kaminski, there are actually several branches of Catholicism, but the biggest is the Roman Catholic Church.
If there were jokes about Islam we'd all be dead. Probably. Point is, those who are beholden to forgive are the most vulnerable and the easiest prey of spiritual predators.
The "bring me that ass" one is actually pretty clever.
What I don't get is why the church signs are quoting me...
I still remember the day that Jesus entered me...
Spongebob jizzpants said two forms of Christianity you know
And The Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life" but John came fifth and won a toaster
Seventh day adventists? Methodists? Baptists? They're nearly as bad as the f*ckin Mormons! But seriously, if you're going to be a Christian there are only two branches which don't make you look like a stupid redneck: Catholicism and Protestantism.
@Spongeboob Jizzpants, Methodists and baptists are Protestants. Protestantism refers to every Christian faith that isn't either catholic or Eastern Orthodox. Idk just FYI :)
@SpongeboobJizzpants, you sir, are either A.) twelve. B.) stupid. Or C.) an atheist. If you want to slander my religion and denomination (Wesley Methodist) do it with your own atheist friends.
@Memington, dude we're (atheists) not all giant a*sholes. Sorry about that fvckwit spongebob, enjoy your day!
@SpongeboobJizzpants, Catholicism isn't Christianity, it's Catholicism...
@SpongeboobJizzpants, I agree with you on some of the Baptist sects even though I disagree with you bringing religion into this. Some of the baptist sects out there are pretty bad, and I believe they should not be tolerated. I myself am an atheist, but as long as people don't take the Bible literally word for word, and are tolerant of other peoples faiths or non-faiths in my case, I have no issue with them. I have religious friends, but my friends are intelligent and good people, so that's all that really matters in my opinion. I think most religion is stupid, but that doesn't mean I should impose my will on other people on a public forum like Funnypics.
@SpongeboobJizzpants, not cool man i hope you die a painful death for the troubles you caused many.
@YourOwnSugarDaddy, actually Catholicism is basically a denomination of Christianity not a whole different religion so yes it is part of Christianity. (btw I am Christian in case yu were wondering)
To bring you a message... JESUS ON MOTORCYCLES
@Bulletproof Ballsack, I have no idea why you've been downvoted. Jesus on a motorcycle is pretty cool...
^That wasn't Jesus. That was a priest molesting you
Last one is the best
To this city
@Chicharito United, why did you get 29 downvotes for that?
You now you're raping my image of Jesus funnypics...
The second to last one is like 20 minutes from my house. Anyway, are these people oblivious when making these signs?